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@LukeAlmighty I scream “BATCHALL! IN KERENSKIES NAME!” and spear tackle him into the nearest fat kid while letting loose a primal roar,

We’re both dragged into the putrid depths of unknowable geometries within the ham-thing’s folds, crushed in unfathomable pressures, before I’m sped off to Valhalla.

Gotta do what they can to drive up the body counts!

I don't normally do time travel, but when I turn on Factorio, it's 3am the next minute.

In 1789, the First Amendment was written.

In 1888, the ballpoint pen was invented.

Thus, the First Amendment only applies to things written with a quill.

@coolboymew @LukeAlmighty @Hyolobrika @harblinger @mangeurdenuage What!?!?! But the girls buying macs from the university apple store LOVE how thin they are!!!!! Don’t tell me you don’t like forcing everything into a single Type C port! I absolutely love the simplicity of chaining 4 separate 5-slot USB hubs into one another in order to do my work!

MMMM mmmmm good! So simple and streamlined!!!

@Hyolobrika @LukeAlmighty @harblinger @mangeurdenuage them knowing nothing means they'll be more likely to trust a paid shill paid to lied about it because they don't have the minimum competency required to understand the information

@LukeAlmighty @coolboymew @Hyolobrika @harblinger @mangeurdenuage I smell the same scent as the iphone headphone jack:

“geez, who cares? If you still want old wired headphones then find another phone”

10 years later

“well no one uses wired phones anyway, just use bluetooth!!!!”

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