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Jordan Petersen says, that you cannot be rejected on online dating apps.

His intelligence never fails to amaze me.

Guys Literally Only Want One Thing And It's Fucking Disgusting
Holy shit Zog must really be getting desperate. I mean, this violates one of their most sacred tenets (right up there with abortion and poopdick)

The humble girls are better because you can say “hey, you said you never went to disneyland, right? Pack up we’ll leave in a few hours” and they’ll feel a little reticent to take so much from you, like it’s ‘too much’. They’ll feel like they don’t always deserve the special treatment, and that’s why you know they totally deserve it.

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Oh and he just dropped another "joke" about how Bill Gates is buying up farmland.

And another about imminent hyperinflation while I was typing the following.

I think the secret is that they're all really quick and he delivers them like any other gag, moving on immediately. It's a sleight of hand trick, like a lightly based version of how Last Week Tonight or The Daily Show casually brainwashes people. The fact that he's not getting racial anymore is probably a factor, this probably wouldn't work out if he got really based again. I might be being schizo but I think Jontron is doing this deliberately.
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