LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club

Stuff of nightmares. I asked AI to give me “Dylan Mulvaney as a ventriloquist dummy” and it looks like it gave me Dylan Mulvaney post-facial feminization surgery with Chucky’s soul.

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You will never be a real journalist. You have no credibility, you have no authority, you will never "speak truth to power". You are an idealistic idiot twisted by old stories and propaganda into a crude mockery of a true journalist.

All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "friends" laugh at your corporate-sponsored propaganda and buzzfeed-tier filler articles behind closed doors.

Normal people are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years philosophy and dialectic have allowed readers to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even journalists who are "credible" look ridiculous and dishonest. Your writing style is a dead giveaway. Even if you manage to get a reader past the headline, he'll turn tail and run the second he gets a whiff of the biased, unethical drivel you call a "story."

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every morning tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a propagandist and a fraud is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably not a journalist.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. You still have to pay off the debt for your fake "journalism" degree. There is no turning back.

@sarvo@novoa.nagoya

"NSFW minors"...

Given that this DNI has a separate mention for NSFW accounts, this is not about young people with a NSFW account. In fact, I don't know what this means. Being sexually active? Watching porn? Either way, a horrible and dehumanizing way to describe a person.

@peterweyand >Journalists, repeatedly: "These guys are racist and sexist! I'm so glad they're away from us socialized people, and everyone should stay away from them. Here are their names so you know to never talk to them or do business with them. God I want them dying, homeless, and I'd enjoy seeing everything they care for destroyed."
>Journalist: "Why do people hate us? We do important things for society."

We hate you because you are our enemy. You have made yourself out to be our enemy repeatedly. Go away or expect consistent harassment.

@peterweyand
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abuse of journalists is the standard here. if you don't like it you can fuck off back to journa.host, thanks

@Imp @peterweyand @BlakeS346

This has to be a joke account. No fucking way that guy is real, he can't find a Mastodong server to join like the rest of the libs? I think its one of us trolling or something 🤔

@Eschatology @RupertvonRipp @peterweyand never let your guard down there's always journalist scum mulling around in the shadows, like a pervert peering into someone's windows at night

@peterweyand @graf

why would you report journalists as opposed to people telling others to kill themselves?

Because journalists only seek to undermine people who disagree with them and the status quo, destroying their lives and livelihood with malicious social practices such as doxing and slandering people, while pretending to be “for the truth” when in actually they just prop up the establishment and its wickedness.

This is why I did not end up choosing it as a career path. I saw these people for what they were and not what they proport themselves to be - they are not allowed to tell the truth, but their truth, which is what the government and corporations tell them to say. Journalists on Poast would only be here to do the things I just spoke about. I’m not trying to mean to you or hateful, but you have to understand that this is not standard social media and it does not cater to the people who would buy into journalists being “good.”

Being “good” at journalism in 2022 means being a hitman via false proselytizing. Please make this consideration.

Queensland, Australia's going Minority Report.
https://nitter.varishangout.net/backtolife_2023/status/1606922706120736768

Waiting for the day that gboard starts to say "we detected that you were about to type the racial slur BROTHER IN CHRIST. Are you sure you want to send this message?"

Update: No goth gf under the tree this morning. Maybe next year.