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Ok, takže po tomhle víkendu potřebujete plcha, anketa dopadla jednoznačně :) Tudíž zde je kapitola On se mě… plchej z chystané knížky Se shibou na chatě. Dopsal jsem to speciálně pro @LuxieSro@twitter.com :) Hezké čtení přeji a pamatujte - je to na první dobrou.
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Ut-oh, the "incels" are murderous mfers now. 🙄 "incel complex" according to the FBI.

Better go out and and bang the loosest thot before you get profiled as a potential serial killer.

https://nypost.com/2023/01/15/idaho-murders-suspect-bryan-kohberger-had-an-incel-complex-that-drove-him-to-kill-ex-fbi-agent/

Oh wow...
I have tried creating a money prayer as my FIRST SILVER one, and it got a critical 10 percent chance to create a golden one instead.

AMAZING :omegalul:

I'm sorry if you like them, but shadow of the colossus and breath of the wild ruined videogames, especially indie shit

While quite literally is a tech demo, those games are indistinguishable from it. They figured out the formula of sort of cool gimmick crap set in a giant empty(literal in this case) sandbox. I hate seeing games that look like this now. It will be the illusory gigantic world with nothing in it so practically 3 hours of content separated by dozens of hours of walking simulator. Like wind waker but on a grander scale

I want videogames to be smaller but content rich like they used to be. Where hardware limitation forced devs to have realistic scale instead of screwing around with their pipedreams, having to crunch and delay the project 40 quadrillion times to blank checks and then at the 11th hour slap it onto marketplaces and patch it shortly afterwards and eventually fix it 2 years after release to sorta kinda be what they promised in concept

I want games like the original Fable or System Shock 2 or the old 80s and 90s RPGs. I'm sick and tired of wandering through the wilderness dispatching the same 5 enemy types, repeating the same boring fetch quests, with the same played out mechanics. I want a plethora of gameplay options, not 8 trillion ways to skin a cat where the end result is always the same. Elder Scrolls removing spells, classes, enchantments, magic schools, armor pieces, weapon types, etc. while giving me longer dungeons does the opposite of satisfying me, it makes more tedious and boring which is why when people go back to play skyrim they can only get so far before the tedium sets in and they uninstall

It isn't about the familiarity or nostalgia of smaller games like New Vegas or Ocarina of Time, we can replay those dozens if not hundreds of times because they were made well, they aren't a bunch of fluff, each area is recognizable and lived in, it isn't hundreds of miles of wasteland, you know specifically how the trek to New Vegas is sprawled out and even though it's scripted and well worn in your mind it's still fun. There are plenty of games we initially liked as kids that we go back to play and find out they sucked, we can recognize nostalgia and it's always an excuse for fags who want to erase the past because they're the children of satan or too stupid to realize they're being strung along by his servants to create a world unlike God's Kingdom

I'm just tired of it. No more open world, no more choices matter, no more narrative focus, no more gimmicks, no more online multiplayer, no more branching paths, no more crafting, no more roguelite elements, in fact I'm almost at the point where I don't even want branching dialogue, just have the npc do the oblivion 1 out of 5 phrase lottery and only plot critical npcs have anything worthwhile to say
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Na tohle naše vláda vyhazuje prachy. Když jsem tu reklamu zahlédl v metru, bylo mi jasné, že těm kreténům to stále nedošlo.

@Zerglingman @alex PC gamers are cucks and didn't push for no drm period, let alone sneakier drm like "no dedicated servers". This is the end result along with kids getting into it from Minecraft and TF2 f2p.

In fact shit like the mw2 boycott are why developers are cocky when it comes to assfucking their fans. Multiple titles later and CoD went from being a top game on xfire and steam to one where all the PC players are just Xbox and PS4 players found through cross plat matchmaking.
Jews: Arabs occupy Jerusalem
Arabs: Jews occupy Jerusalem

Catholics: Arabs and Jews are both right :blobcatknife:

@jeff@federated.fun @mangeurdenuage@shitposter.club @Zerglingman@freespeechextremist.com

computer jizz

Fun fact: one software dev teacher in my university used to work in my country's election center/council dealing with the voting machines, and he told us that it's a fact that every single digital voting system is compromised, no matter how public their audits are.

Mind you, the machines were the (in)famous Smartmatic ones, and the guy ended up fleeing to Panama because he started getting some "visits"
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@JRBuckley @vriska
rather than just talk each other, people present stuff like "look at this stupid, hah" to an "audience". then two or more opposing audiences build, each doing this to one another, it continues for some years, and suddenly everyone hates everyone and nobody ever talks together
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