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I love pigeons on Hlavní nádraží.
They are so calm and civilized.

The city I live in has a burger problem.

Nobody here can cook burger good. There is no mid-cost pub, and the rich people here go for overpriced steak. The low-cost options are all pizza.

The ground beef at the grocery store always makes me sick when I cook it. This is absolutely their problem, and not mine - I do not get sick off of other ground beef. In other words, I cannot just *make* my own burger.

I can't wait to leave this city so I can consume burger again.

Scratchbuild of LT. Jerry Mouse's Egg Carton Plane, as seen on the Tom & Jerry short "The Yankee Doodle Mouse" (1943)

Girls: “How can boys be so clueless about female anatomy?”
Also Girls: “Your balls can move?”

youtube.com/watch?v=fIRn_F4KXz

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