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I can no longer tell if I'm solving shrines, or just fucking the game over...

I think I will just report every fitness youtuber if they ever mention bulking... For terrorism.

Hiring a software engineer in their late 40s:

Pros:
* Understands your stack better than you do after glancing through the repo for five minutes.
* Will rewrite said stack 2x as fast, and half as buggy if you let them.

Cons:
* Gives zero fucks.
* Knows we're not *really* like family here.
* No, seriously, absolutely zero fucks given.

Do not cite the deep magic to me, product manager, I was there when it was written.

remember before the US presidential election when i told you that biden took bribes from ukraine?

it's finally going mainstream. i don't think we've ever had a president as openly corrupt as biden. even bush 2 as evil as he was did a better job of hiding his shady dealings

i suppose biden hasn't directly started any new wars. that's something. but we're close to war with both russia and china.

possibly the worst president in history

Finally something.
A game, where you play with time-travel clones.

Sounds interesting, but might get "repetitive" and also I am not sure about the possible complexity...

But it's a concept.

I just saw a trailer on Pokemon clone.

I wasn't able to tell of fake or real pokemon.
Congratulations, the brand is dead.

37 min in... I am bored.
There is literally nothing here worth even thinking about.

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OK, this is hilarious.

Prince of persia has to have a "ubisoft original" written on the poster, just to make sure you don't mistake it for a good game of a similar game.

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Fuck companies, that don't know how to count properly.

"mortal combat 1"
I get, that you don't care about your legacy, but this is just shitting on it.

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