LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club

It's never really occurred to me how scary humans are until things like this.

We sought out plants that are spicy or make us not tired as a defense mechanism and then started breeding them

Humans being space orcs is my favorite meme

Alien: "I'm sorry, what did you just say your comfortable
temperature range is?"
Human: "Honestly we can tolerate anywhere from -40 to 50
Celcius, but we prefer the 0 to 30 range."
Alien: ".....I'm sorry, did you just list temperatures below
freezing?"
Human: "Yeah, but most of us prefer to throw on scarves or
jackets at those temperatures it can be a bit nippy."
Other human: "Nah mate, I knew this guy in college who refused to wear anything past his knees and elbows until it was -20 at least."
Human: "Heh. Yeah everybody knows someone like that."
Alien: "..... And did you also say 50 Celcius? As in, half way to boiling?"
Human: "Eugh. Yes. It sucks, we sweat everywhere, and god help you if you touch a seatbelt buckle, but yes."
Alien: "..... We've got like 50 uninhabitable planets we think you
might enjoy."


"You're telling me that you have.. settlements. On islands with
active volcanism?"
"Well, yeah. I'm not about to tell Iceland and Hawaii how to live
their lives. Actually, it's kind of a tourist attraction."
"What, the molten rock?"
"Well, yeah! It's not every day you see a mountain spew out liquid
rocks! The best one is Yellowstone, though. All these hot springs
and geysers from the supervolcano-"
"You ACTIVELY SEEK OUT ACTIVE SUPERVOLCANOES?"
""Shit, man, we swim in the groundwater near them.

what did she mean by this?

Based engineering.

Did you know that the ADL considers 17% of all numbers between 0-100 hate symbols?

9, 11, 12, 13, 14, 16, 18, 21, 23, 28, 33, 38, 43, 52, 83, 88, & 90.

I feel the need to type those out as often as possible.

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