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How was Google able to absolutely untangle a complete brainfart? That should not be mathematically possible.

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I seriously don't understand how the hell does Google work, but sometimes, it's pure magic.

I wrote > bandoo kaguie game ps1 <
Because I seriously didn't remember the name. It's a series of random letters, that have nothing to do with the game I am fucking looking for.

But it still showed Crash Bandicoot as the first result. HOW?????

> We need to help incels
> Why?
> Because they vote the right....

You gotta love the empathy :blobamused:

I really wosh some of these doctors would enjoy the beautiful feeling of spending 6h a night watching their ceeling night after a night after a night hoping, that their body will finally understand that you need it to shut down... But knowing, that instead they will feel horrible the next day when the body starts falling apart from the lack of rest.

But sure, I will try not drinking the fucking coffee.

After the Game Freak leak, the most coombrain interpretation of this Pokedex entry is 100% confirmed.

BTW, isn't it a weird coincidence, that it takes about 2h of gameplay, before you meet a troon in the Double Exposure?

2 hours... I heard that time somewhere before.

No wonder the game is running like shit. I mean, look at it. It has literally 0 baked shadows. In a static environment, that is considered THE most basic optimalization method. That is 0th class.

You can complain about the Slang in original Life is strange all you want, but if they made it today, that would be quite skibidi.

I mean, 100% pure aura.

I cleaned the microwave before cooking some food... BIG MISTAKE!!! 

You have no idea how awful is the smell of microvaved soap. (or whatever the chemical brainfuck that shit is)

They made the cringe worse...
Not to mention, that she is now 28 years old.

I do NOT want to play as a 28 year old artist girl with pre-pubescent brain FFS!!! Who's idea was that?

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The most amazing thing about the new Life is strange game is, just how insanely unoptimalized it is.

HOW? Not only do we live in the age of modern game engines, but this is a 1 room game with 10*10px textures.

It doesn't even use the "brush strokes" effect of the first one. It's just ugly, and still ER cannot run it properly.

Ubisoft Employees Have Gone On Strike… 

Literally every single time... They always do it, when the company is at it's lowest point possible, and just one bad move away from going broke.

In case of Ubisoft, they literally have to re-brand the Assassins creed darkies, as well as rework every meme-worthy decision., that would remind people of the current state in mere 6 months.

Nice.

Life is Strange Double Exposure

Also, please... Don't get your hopes up. I really doubt there will be any sex worth watching.

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