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Fire drills are truly made by idiots.

What is the main killer during fires? No, it's not the fire. It's people running without thinking and stepping over each other.

Well, in that case, there should be one rule. LEAVE CALMLY.

But, what are yhe kids being told? They are told 2 rules. 1) leave everything behind and 2) leave calmly.

Do you see the issue? It's pure contradiction on the most intuitive of levels. How do you tell people to leave calmly, while also screaming that they should leave literally everything these kids own behind to burn? It sounds, like even singular seconds are the factor here. But it's not. The entire point of these exercises is to get the thought of seconds being a decisive factor out of the small heads.

Did they even try talking to a shring while designing these rules, or is it just another "password should be random characters" retardation all over again?

i'm pretty sure the british are treating their own citizens far worse than iranians, can america invade and liberate THEM instead of an israeli neighbor

Decades of DEI and pushing for white extinction, and this guy calls it a "misunderstanding"
m.youtube.com/watch?v=czfuEvPY

I see bugs everywhere...

Just when you think the Star Wars could not get worse, you realize you missed how bad things are already.

Ok. Recently I was reminded of the existence of movie "free guy", and I actually was insulted thinking "disney actually had to listen to this, approve and license this shit". What an I talking about? Well....

What is the most common complaint about lightsabers in movies? They are no longer deadly. At first, they just stopped melting organs. That was bad. Then, even the deadliest if characters like Darth Vader no longer kill by impailing the target. THAT'S BAD...

But now, even after years of complaining, Disney unironically aproved of a scene, where lightsaber hits DIRECT SKIN of an oponent while not leaving a single scratch. Hat goes beyond "baseball bat lightsabers". This is a pool noodle levels of danger.

And they approved it. This is how much they care about the legacy of the legendary weapon from a more civilized age.

OK. Holidays were really tough, but it's time to give it all now all over again.

Round two. 97.8kg.

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> I wish women gave men a chance to overcome lust with them. Its kind of fucked up that women expect men to act like neurtered dogs with no sexual intent especially if theyre single. Its just not realistic. It doesnt mean men want only sex.

> I wish women gave men a chance to overcome lust with them. Its kind of fucked up that women expect men to act like neurtered dogs with no sexual intent especially if theyre single. Its just not realistic. It doesnt mean men want only sex.

sending this to everyone who might ask me why my butt got bigger and blaming it on things in a tap water

Just told my dad, that if he ever feels jealous of my job, je can be calm knowing, that I will literally never be high enough to get my own office.

What is Saruman's biggest flex 

A singular lighting bolt, and he missed it completely.

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