LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
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- Yandere
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- Dress shirts
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 4
- Women
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Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
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Joined Jul 2019
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Is it possible to have sex with a woman's eyes? Because...
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The ammount of co-workers posting "horse medicine" memes makes me worried. Do they even realize they are made of the same biological matter? That tests on animals used to be a common practice?
How can their brain short-circuit so hard?
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@LukeAlmighty @sjw It's so you can't see when there's massive shortages.
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@terryenglish
Because the govt stole that money through taxation, money earned by capitalist entrepreneurs and the workers supporting capitalist enterprises.
A business could depend very little on the govt save for law enforcement, and still demand I pay 13% HST.
The govt doesn’t help me to market, doesn’t give me internet, doesn’t pay my mortgages, doesn’t pay my office supplies or transportation costs. You get the idea.
Yet for every dollar or product or service I sell, I mark up costs by 13% and I still have to pay tax on retained earnings after expenses.
@11112011 @nerdman
Because the govt stole that money through taxation, money earned by capitalist entrepreneurs and the workers supporting capitalist enterprises.
A business could depend very little on the govt save for law enforcement, and still demand I pay 13% HST.
The govt doesn’t help me to market, doesn’t give me internet, doesn’t pay my mortgages, doesn’t pay my office supplies or transportation costs. You get the idea.
Yet for every dollar or product or service I sell, I mark up costs by 13% and I still have to pay tax on retained earnings after expenses.
@11112011 @nerdman
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@alex Pig:
Billions of years of evolution
Smarter than a human toddler
Can pass the Mirror Test, a proof of self awareness
Literally thousands of them were slaughtered unnecessary since you started reading this post
Bacon:
Can’t walk
Can’t talk
Literally can’t survive outside the womb
No brain
Can’t do basic math
Can’t do reasoning
As we see from this chart, eating pigs might not be okay, but eating bacon is.
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I thought of a new joke...
If you're anti immigration, you're not Alt-Right, you're Ctrl-Enter
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- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 4
- Women
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
🇨🇿
I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
