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A vegetarian asked me today if food contained meat.

I responded by immediately describing how perfect the pork was in the sandwich. (yeah, I didn't get the hint)

It was also my boss. :blob_facepalm:

Football is the most degenerate act humans have ever created. :Bedge:

The speed difference between a fired bullet and cracks in glass

Go to a bank
Ready for some beaurocratic humiliation
> We'll check some personal data
> It says here, that you're single. Is that ok?

"""""Is that ok?"""""
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