LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club

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Wife but doesn't know how to cook

Fun Fact: This clip "you will never be a vtuber" will get animated soon! I won't spoil who will be doing it, but it will be done and it will stir some shit. Enjoy.
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@Jim

@Jim it's standard practice on fedi to immediately DM the admins your nudes

My great great grandfather married a 13 year old girl. Are you calling him a pedophile?

Leon: Do you make up these questions, Mr. Holden, or do they write them down for you?

Holden: The eggs lay in the pan, sizzling with the bacon grease in the heat- bubbling and cooking away, it wants to be eaten, but it can’t, not without your help, but you’re not helping.

Leon: What do you mean I didn’t eat breakfast? I did eat breakfa-

Holden: I mean, you didn’t eat breakfast. Why is that Leon? – They’re just questions, Leon. In answer to your query, they’re written down for me. It’s a test, designed to provoke an emotional response. – Shall we continue?

lmao

@WashedOutGundamPilot
>be a boomer
>mock kids these days for not knowing how to change oil
>"what? of course i didn't show my kids, it's not MY responsibility to teach them! i just took the car to the dealership so i could spend time watching TV instead"
>"what? hell no you can't take auto shop in high school, you have to take college prep calculus and AP english instead!"

>"why don't kids go fishing these days?"
>built a whole regulatory bureaucracy where now you need a $300 permit every year and anyone under 17 must be supervised by an adult
>sold all the lakes to private real estate developers and now they're all owned by HOAs that strictly ban fishing, swimming, boating, and anything else but looking at the water while jerking off to your property value number