LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club

Bruh....
I hate tech support

Uhuhdumbbumb.... Android is actually a linux...

Well, does it allow you to do this feature?
Yeah.... if you buy a premium phone for 16k czk that has that feature enabled.

Samsung support?
Oh, they offer life chat. Great....
1 min later, they ask me for registration.

Are modern normies totally environment deaf?

My mom in the morning: Walks around me, turns on kettle, microwave, tells me good morning, asks me what I want to eat...(While I was still sleeping.)

Her 3 minutes later: I have not woken you up, I was quiet as a mouse.

Whenever a boomer shows me a 15 year old computer, and asks: can you just delete a few programs to make the computer faster:

Yes, I know I could delete the windows, and make let it run on Linux, but that is not something they would accept anyway.

My mom turned her PC on 30 minutes ago.

She is still waiting for it to load

Maybe, I should just give my mom the R-pi I have. It will be faster then this

My mother turns on her 10 year on PC

Me: Computers do sounds on their own? (I don't ,mean the speaker or the fan... I mean the thinking sound)

@5c10ed0678805156d39ef1ef6d46110fe1e7e590ae04986ccf48ba1299cb53e2
Hello. Can you explain to me the appeal of a "pink fluffy unicorn" song in such a way, that even an artificial intelligence could understand it?

I know, that I have been shilling Factorio really hard lately, but their implementation of in-game modding is amazing, because it allows me to just download the game, click "continue", and play exactly where I left off with a modded game from different PC.

Why the fuck is my mom so proud of having an account on a payed streaming service?

Does she really think it has anything to offer to me?