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@fuxoft >"Luke Skywalker was a hero for the ages," Lucasfilm Producer Kathleen Kennedy told reporters. "We're proud of the way we took his character and just ground it into dust, poured gasoline on the dust, lit that dust on fire, and then urinated on the ashes before shoveling up the remains and flushing them down the toilet, after which we condemned everyone who hated what we did to the character as a racist. Ha! Classic!"

Okay, where's the parody tho? Pretty sure they just copy and pasted an actual Kathleen Kennedy interview.
If your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit, and the one unforgivable sin is blasphemy against the Holy Spirit, what would that make the consequences for going into the Holy of Holies, the most sacred part endowed with the divine power of creation, and demolishing it completely, then building a mock shrine to Satan in its place? And what would be the consequences of praising this sin, and even of teaching little children to embrace such a grotesque sin? If Magnus Hirschfeld unleashed the plague of Hitler on the Jewish people for producing such an abomination once, what is to become of humanity in our current age?
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Reminder that several games now record online voice and text chats so they can ban you for saying nigger no matter what or how.

Terabytes of vocal data already stored and sifted through.

Yeah, I’m sure they’re real torn up about that when they sneak home the next morning. You should really mess w/ those “straight guys’” heads by sleeping with them more, I’m sure that’s like, an AMAZING prank when they drop a load into you and FINALLY realize they’re a total homo for banging a woman

Haha, these are still fun to see.

“uh, this woman attends my religious training facility and she doesn’t even know the core tenets of our globohomo faith! She’s going to be a priestess of ZOG someday, how can she NOT know everything about the holocaust? It’s the linchpin of our entire belief system!!!”

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