@matrix @igeljaeger Pretty sure his preference in girls can't ovulate yet, so I think humanity is safe.
@matrix "Sorry, incel, your free trial of virginity ends here. Now bend over and prepare to get fucked harder than society ever has. Bottom text."
@igeljaeger What the fuck has this poor girl seen to give her that thouand yard stare and facial expression devoid of any emotion, meaning or humanity? She looks like her very soul has been molested by the physical shaaneshi embodiment of the ugly bastard tag.
@march Do you need to say nohomo if it's with yourself? is fap gay otherwise?
@march If you think about it, we're all french kissing ourselves.
@igeljaeger @Olivia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HyBi_lvRuw And this will get it right back up into stroke hazard territory.
@igeljaeger Men have given astronomically more handjobs than women and I demand we address this handjob gap.
@alyx First tag and I'm already outta there
@matrix How to be absolutely sure you remain single while claiming you're trying your hardest and men simply need to change their standards to be more 'realistic'
Step 1: that shit right there.
@matrix $50 for 4 hours with an escort is pretty good, tbh.
@igeljaeger This man speaks the truth.
@igeljaeger @alyx I remember I had an original rpi that could emulate gameboy, snes and genesis games. we used to sneak it into school every day, find an empty classroom and hook it up to a projector and play retro games all lunchtime.
@alyx @igeljaeger correction, there is more homebrew than official titles
@igeljaeger @alyx has anyone ever cared?
@alyx @igeljaeger If my experience with the 3ds homebrew community is anything to go by, there is always a way to hack a console. No exceptions