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@matrix @igeljaeger Pretty sure his preference in girls can't ovulate yet, so I think humanity is safe.

@pry@niu.moe You forgot about über-chad hamster power

@matrix "Sorry, incel, your free trial of virginity ends here. Now bend over and prepare to get fucked harder than society ever has. Bottom text."

@igeljaeger What the fuck has this poor girl seen to give her that thouand yard stare and facial expression devoid of any emotion, meaning or humanity? She looks like her very soul has been molested by the physical shaaneshi embodiment of the ugly bastard tag.

Redid the cursor because the old one was a flaming pile of hot garbage that blocked too much of the screen. As a bonus, you can now rotate a tower before you place it down. I know, I'm a saint.

@march Do you need to say nohomo if it's with yourself? is fap gay otherwise?

@march If you think about it, we're all french kissing ourselves.

@igeljaeger Men have given astronomically more handjobs than women and I demand we address this handjob gap.

Literally every single image on twatter is broken right now. Fucking stellar service right there. I can see why it's hemmoraging users, it fucking deserves it..

@matrix How to be absolutely sure you remain single while claiming you're trying your hardest and men simply need to change their standards to be more 'realistic'

Step 1: that shit right there.

@matrix $50 for 4 hours with an escort is pretty good, tbh.

@igeljaeger @alyx I remember I had an original rpi that could emulate gameboy, snes and genesis games. we used to sneak it into school every day, find an empty classroom and hook it up to a projector and play retro games all lunchtime.

@alyx @igeljaeger correction, there is more homebrew than official titles

@alyx @igeljaeger also yes it has been hacked. There's an abundance of homebrew for this thing.

@alyx @igeljaeger If my experience with the 3ds homebrew community is anything to go by, there is always a way to hack a console. No exceptions

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