@tuxcrafting
Fuck you, I'm moving to Windows.

@alyx wrong answer. install openbsd

@tuxcrafting
Do I get Steam, Proton, and Wine?

@alyx why do you hate freedom? :backfromgab:

@tuxcrafting
I don't hate freedom. 🇺🇸

@alyx @tuxcrafting
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@r @alyx @tuxcrafting

Oh wow, I look like this guy but with 100% more shaved head.

@nerdman @r @alyx >this guy
this is our prophet richard stallman, please do not disrespect him by talking to him in such a referential manner, heretic

@tuxcrafting @alyx @r

The best prophets are chill prophets that let us take their names in vain for laughs. I hear he's more of the pedantic side but I might be confusing him and his best friend Linus.

@tuxcrafting @r @nerdman
Who?! Staleman? Never heard of him.

@alyx @tuxcrafting No, but you get SECURITY BY DEFAULT

@alyx You're cutting off your nose to spite your face. @tuxcrafting

@shampoobottle @alyx I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as pedophilia, is in fact, statutory rape, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, unconsentable sexual action . Pedophilia is not a crime unto itself, but rather one of the various possible causes of committing the crime of statutory rape. Through a peculiar turn of events, the crime which is committed by having sex with a person under the age of consent is often called “pedophilia”, and many of its users are not aware that pedophilia is a psychiatric disorder, not a legal term. There really is pedophilia, and some of the people committing the crime have it, but it is a psychiatric disorder. Pedophilia might be the core cause of it: the disorder in the human mind that causes the person to feel sexual arousal towards prepubescent children. The pedophilia is common though not essential to commit the crime, but not dangerous itself; it’s the crime of statutory rape that offenders can be charged for. All the so-called “pedophilia” crimes are really crimes of statutory rape.

@a7 @shampoobottle
Had no idea you were a pedophile defender. Good to know.

@alyx @shampoobottle what is copy pasta for 500 alyx

its the same form as the linux copypasta REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

@a7 Europeans literally cannot understand jokes and this has become frighteningly clear to me lately. @alyx

@a7 @shampoobottle
I mean... I WAS joking. But it's fun to know I could trick you.

@alyx @shampoobottle i was only pretending to be retarded

@a7 @shampoobottle
Sure... I believe you.

@alyx You niggers always come back with that line too when your responses have no acknowledgement or tag of the original joke. @a7

@shampoobottle @a7
Well, I was trying to appear serious. What fun would it have been otherwise.

@shampoobottle @alyx this tbh either euros are the master of dead pan that doesnt even sound like a dead pan joke or they are just liars

@a7 @shampoobottle
Not gonna lie, I used to have a good poker face. Too bad I haven't played in ages.

@alyx @shampoobottle i dont gamble I AM A MAN OF THE CLOTH that’s why i have the 3 tb of shotacon

@alyx Pedophilia is literally the default mode of attraction faggot. You can't grab anything on a girl when you snugg them, but on a grown man it's too much to fit in your hand. @a7