@cowanon @alyx so the lesson is: be an old man spanking a young woman?

@thor @alyx
>lesson

@cowanon @thor
Merry Christmas?

@alyx @thor Jingle her bells hard.

@cowanon @alyx bells is Norwegian
slang for balls tho

@thor @alyx Kinky!

@thor @cowanon
Maybe she's a futa...

@alyx @cowanon nope nope nope

@thor @cowanon
At least it's not a trap.

@alyx @cowanon i don't object to being trans but it's not my cup of tea

@thor @alyx Opposite of me: I hate women but they're what makes me horny.

@cowanon @alyx oh i didn't say i had no objections to them

@cowanon @alyx i'm of the belief that if men and women didn't need each other in terms of reproduction, they would be different civilisations.

@thor @alyx > implying women could learn how to begin a civilization by themselves rather than just getting eaten to extinction.

@cowanon @alyx that's harsh

@thor @alyx The truth often is.

@thor @cowanon
But traps aren't even trans though. Trap is just straight up crossdresser basically. Just a very good one though.

@alyx @thor @cowanon
>Trap is just straight up crossdresser basically

wait... Isn't that a femboy ?

@TheMadPirate @alyx @thor I've heard shouting that "TRAPS ARE NOT JUST CROSSDRESSERS!!!" but the source of said shouting offered no reasons nor argument.

@cowanon @alyx @thor

I usually understand that a trap is a pre-op trans who basically lures straight men into bed only to reveal itself as a male at the last minute ( like the scene from "The Crying Game" ). I also understand that is a femboy/transvestite who is a fetishist straight male who dresses up as a girl to sexually arise himself.

@TheMadPirate @thor @cowanon
I think femboy might be veering a bit more into trans teritory. At least from my understanding, femboy implies a bit more feminine behavior, not just the looks.

@alyx @TheMadPirate @thor This conversation is why Nazis burned all books pertaining to sexuality other than heterosexuality.

@cowanon @TheMadPirate @thor
Hence why we must persue more research in this field of study, to gain back the lost knowledge.

@alyx @TheMadPirate @cowanon for a country boy, this is already getting too complicated

"is she a girl or is she not?"

@thor @alyx @TheMadPirate
> "is she a girl or is she not?"

@thor @TheMadPirate @cowanon
These days it seems the only truly relevant question people still ask is "does it have a hole for my dick".

@alyx @TheMadPirate @cowanon i will ask another

does she smell like a girl?

@thor @alyx @cowanon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf0oXY4nDxE

@thor @TheMadPirate @cowanon
... That's a question best left for President Biden to answer. He has the most experience when it comes to smelling girls.

@alyx @thor @TheMadPirate Could always ask them about girlsmell.

@thor @alyx @cowanon "Does it have balls or does it have cooties?"

@TheMadPirate @thor @alyx "My body does not reflect who I really am, at this very moment!"

@cowanon @alyx @thor Oh.... you mean this ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHyvfOUEK4o

@TheMadPirate @alyx @thor Much cooler than what I was thinking!

@TheMadPirate @alyx @cowanon @thor Femboy is a very feminine looking guy, often a crossdresser, often with a feminine personality. A trap is a very feminine crossdresser who passes well. Traps could be seen as a subcategory of femboys: all traps are femboys, but not all femboys are traps.

@galena @TheMadPirate @alyx @cowanon i have this terrible suspicion that someone i slept with was one or the other... for various reasons, one of them being that she smelled wrong

@thor @TheMadPirate @alyx @cowanon did they have a dick?

@m @TheMadPirate @alyx @cowanon @galena

@m @TheMadPirate @alyx @cowanon @galena whatever

@TheMadPirate @alyx @cowanon @galena @m i dunno what i am but whatever i imagine sexually will inevitably involve a vagina

@m @TheMadPirate @alyx @cowanon @galena evidently i'm not

@m @TheMadPirate @alyx @cowanon @galena is cocknuzzle the gay version of simp?

@thor @galena @alyx @cowanon Damn, I don't have that meme of the trannie that went through SRS and find out that her "vagina" now smelled like poop all the time ( due to bacteria ).

@TheMadPirate @thor @alyx @galena Needs an alcohol washing.

@cowanon @alyx @galena @thor Or at least a peroxide one.

@TheMadPirate @alyx @galena @thor Didja know if you put hard liquor in a spray bottle, and your armpits are stinky, you can spray there and they'll no longer stink?

@m @TheMadPirate @alyx @galena @thor The alco stink disappears after five minutes.

@cowanon @alyx @galena @thor Didn't knew that.
How pure is the hard liquor ? Is it like an Stolichnaya Elit Russian Vodka ?

@TheMadPirate @alyx @galena @thor I used everclear (200 proof). I don't know how others would work.

@TheMadPirate @cowanon @alyx @galena i've done that with body spray with alcohol in it... and antibac...

really high alcohol body spray should be a product lol

@m @alyx @cowanon @galena @thor Yeah, probably the best way to describe that.

@galena @TheMadPirate @alyx @cowanon @thor I don't think femboys need to look or dress feminine though. They are basically like tomboys. Then again, you do get guys who look cute and like young men, but otherwise behave like men.

@sim @TheMadPirate @alyx @cowanon @thor Depends on how you define it, I guess. Femboy doesn't have an exact definition