@icedquinn
Corporal Shepard didn't have a crowbar either. He managed to be a badass with a wrench and a knife.

@emilis
So hump its head before it gets to hump yours. Sounds about right coming from you.

@alyx wait what is that supposed to mean? you saying I’m some kind of cheap slut? cause I’m not!!

@emilis
You're 100% right. You're not a cheap slut. You're not cheap at all. You're in fact quite expensive... for a slut.

@alyx I’m not a slut, I just have no one to direct my horny and wanting to be sweet to

@emilis @alyx You can be sweet to me! Also buy me a Macbook.

@Mevie @alyx we have macbook at home

@emilis @Mevie
Macbook at home:

@TheAncestor
Smart man.