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What would you do if you heard a headcrab sound IRL?
@alyx I’d bedcrab it
@emilis
So hump its head before it gets to hump yours. Sounds about right coming from you.
@alyx wait what is that supposed to mean? you saying I’m some kind of cheap slut? cause I’m not!!
@emilis
You're 100% right. You're not a cheap slut. You're not cheap at all. You're in fact quite expensive... for a slut.
@alyx I’m not a slut, I just have no one to direct my horny and wanting to be sweet to 
Also buy me a Macbook. 
