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@alyx 'Sup.
@alyx time to draw conclusions
@alyx maybe you make them horny
@emilis
I'm not even that cute though.
@alyx people on fedi are into some shit, idk
@TheAncestor
Well you're not having my dick. You can have @emilis if you want.
@alyx @TheAncestor not interested
@TheAncestor @alyx so you say, we'll see about that
@TheAncestor @alyx qt gypsy girl
with a dick
@emilis @TheAncestor
Yes the dick part. No on everything else.
@alyx @TheAncestor nice cock
@emilis @TheAncestor
Lies! You didn't even see my cock.
@alyx @TheAncestor Fine. Bad cock.
@emilis @TheAncestor
Is that all I am to you? A piece of meat?!
@alyx @TheAncestor No, I have other people for that.
You're just a nice fedi acquaintance with a good/bad cock.
@emilis @TheAncestor @alyx That matters not, as you are still a sinner who supports sin. And by God, you are forever expelled from the kingdom of heaven.
@meshy @alyx @TheAncestor hey I just spoke with yeezus and he said im alright as long as I don't get bleach on my tshirt
@emilis @TheAncestor @alyx Do not verbalize the name of our lord and savior, you irreverent blasphemous scum!
@meshy @TheAncestor @emilis
So, you want me all for yourself then... don't think I didn't notice you favorite all those posts of mine.
@alyx @TheAncestor @emilis I will not spare you, enemy of all that is holy. You, like the rest of these wicked wretch, will spend eternity burning in hell.
@meshy @TheAncestor @emilis
Your sexy talk won't work with me.
@alyx @TheAncestor @emilis You have denigrated our chosen species by spouting blasphemous falsehoods to the dismay of our maker.
@TheAncestor @alyx @emilis Realty is but God's desire, and tainting that which he wishes is barbarous wrongdoing.
@meshy @TheAncestor @emilis
Is that what you young folk call condoms these days?
