I never know how to react to a "yo mama fat" jokes/insults. I'm like: "yes, she is ".
Also why "I fucked ur mom" insults don't work. All I can think is: "no, you clearly didn't, and you would never want to do it".
@pasture
My existence would prove otherwise.
@alyx my friend would always say "my mom's in a wheelchair."
She was.
@beardalaxy
That's a good comeback, except being in a wheelchair doesn't stop me from fucking her.