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I've been pushing my brain to come up with a ridiculous phony audiophile product idea. It seemed like everything was taken already. And it just hit me. Why not an audiophile screen? We're used to gaming monitors, why not an audiophile one.
Now I just need to think how I can advertise a better screen improving audio quality.

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@alyx say that normal screens emit a frequency that messes with audio, but yours doesn't. why? well, you know all of those gold-plated cables? your MONITOR is gold-plated. because of that, it will help keep the signal of the audio around it pure.

another thing i can think of is a humidifier that doesn't use normal water, it uses a specific type of alkaline water that enriches the air with sound-enhancing particles.

@alyx audiophile computer mouse

audiophile desk chair

audiophile pc keyboard

audiophile printer

@lottev
Definitely printer. They ruin your listening experience when they run.

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