@matrix Let me guess - she's being prosecuted for "hate speech" and "inciting hatred"?
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@ChristiJunior @matrix I really enjoy the implication that it's required to believe as a britbong that Islam is a true religion.
@Robert_Edwardly @ChristiJunior @matrix fun fact: there's a hadith about if you're roofing naked, and fall cock first into a woman's vagina, do you have to stone her for adultery.
Normally I'm all in favor of horny unserious autism, but not like this.
Normally I'm all in favor of horny unserious autism, but not like this.
@samasaki @ChristiJunior @matrix Dude do you remember what Hadith collection its in and it's number or who it's narrated by? That's fucking hilarious
@Robert_Edwardly @ChristiJunior @matrix I unfortunately do not, but holy shit the "if I fall into her dick first, is it adultery?" is a level of virginity-shielding autism only the sand people could come up with.
@samasaki @ChristiJunior @matrix When I'm not wage slaving imma have to look this up
@Robert_Edwardly @ChristiJunior @matrix I used to live next to kikes and mudslimes and HOLY SHIT the amount of autism and awfulness is just....fucking insane.
@Robert_Edwardly @ChristiJunior @matrix
Neighbor gifts:
Acceptable: wine, food, some sort of baked something
Weird: some other consumable not mentioned
What: a wedding invitation
Outside of the bounds of reason: "you look like a stable man, marry my daughter" ಠ_ಠ
Neighbor gifts:
Acceptable: wine, food, some sort of baked something
Weird: some other consumable not mentioned
What: a wedding invitation
Outside of the bounds of reason: "you look like a stable man, marry my daughter" ಠ_ಠ
@samasaki @ChristiJunior @matrix I mean....were she cute tho
@Robert_Edwardly @ChristiJunior @matrix 1) not interested in women, so doesn't matter
2) she was the lower band of average
2) she was the lower band of average
@samasaki @ChristiJunior @matrix You some kinda gay there pardner
@Robert_Edwardly @ChristiJunior @matrix in sense that it's the ascended form of misogyny. Women piss me off so much I fuck men
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Wait... so you're basically like those feminist political lesbians, but for men instead. lol. You're the gayest man I've ever encountered. In all meanings of the word.
@samasaki @alyx @ChristiJunior @matrix what's it like being a fag who doesn't present as...well, flashy, colorful and cheerful? Do you have to signal to dudes that you're gay, or is the gaydar just well attuned.
@Robert_Edwardly @ChristiJunior @alyx @matrix Because most people's image of a gay man is a California twink, not a man who just happens to like men.
>Do you have to signal to other dudes that you're gay?
I want to be mad about this question but this is such a problem because it's either "we thought you were autistic" or "wait, you're not bi?"
>the gaydar just well attuned
Common misconception. There's no gaydar, there is, however, an aggressively overactive "PLEASE BE GAY"-dar.
>Do you have to signal to other dudes that you're gay?
I want to be mad about this question but this is such a problem because it's either "we thought you were autistic" or "wait, you're not bi?"
>the gaydar just well attuned
Common misconception. There's no gaydar, there is, however, an aggressively overactive "PLEASE BE GAY"-dar.
@samasaki @ChristiJunior @alyx @matrix There's gaydar, gaydar is just the snarky word for "ability to tell if someone is gay"
@Robert_Edwardly @ChristiJunior @alyx @matrix Oh that's easy. Just ask them about Ryan gosling and Chris Hemsworth.
Straight men and women think they're amazing but gay men are like "I mean, they're okay I guess."
Now if you ask a gay man about Mads Mikkelson, you've made a horrible mistake because you're there for at least an hour.
Straight men and women think they're amazing but gay men are like "I mean, they're okay I guess."
Now if you ask a gay man about Mads Mikkelson, you've made a horrible mistake because you're there for at least an hour.
@samasaki @ChristiJunior @alyx @matrix I'm tempted to draw freudian conclusions about his role in Hannibal
>In all meanings of the word
I assure you I'm not at all flashy, colorful, or cheerful.