I've played 15~30 minutes of Minecraft in my entire life. I don't get it and don't think I want to.

@djsumdog There's nothing to get. There's nothing special about chicken jockeys. This isn't about Minecraft. It's a mass hysteria meme of soyjacks pointing at the screen "look, he said the thing!". Because people started doing it, then more people felt the need to do it to "be in". It's people on mass trying to conform to the new "cool".

@alyx @djsumdog ok i just watched the scene via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zy-EGZq6vs and i get what they were going for. it didn't *have* to be nothing special, but the ENTIRE scripting and delivery of that scene is so aimless and neutral that it does sound like he did nothing more than say the thing.

it could have been rewritten without that "fight to the death" shit, and then when the jockey mount came out he coulda been like "oh shit this is way worse than a chicken"
@alyx @djsumdog it's so bad how i instantly knew how to write this scene better after one watch of this and putting two seconds of thought into it. i don't get paid to write stories.
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First time I actually watched a scene of the movie... and OH MY GOD, the green screen is SOOOO bad. I've seen two-bit YouTubers from a decade ago do a better job. Jesus...

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@wowaname @djsumdog
I have heard that it was bad... but seeing it for yourself is an entirely different matter.

@alyx @djsumdog lmao. sad that it isn't even the worst issue with the movie though

@wowaname @djsumdog
Oh, I'm sure of it. And it's why I'll NEVER watch this movie. Waste of time. I've had more fun watching vtubers play my favorite video games than watching Hollywood slop. And I used to be staunchly against watching streamers play video games, because... well... why watch someone else play games, when I can play them myself. But the entertainment industry has collapsed so much. :blobshrug:

@alyx @djsumdog i only got into watching other gamers who are actually better than i could ever be at what they play, e.g. speedrunners and esports competitors

@wowaname @djsumdog
I've watched a few speedrunning explainers, cause learning how a game engine can be glitched is fascinating. And I'll occasionally watch GiantGrantGames cause he does some crazy StarCraft challenge runs. Not that much of people playing competitively/esports. Maybe a few videos over the years.

But for streamers, it worked for me in two cases mostly. 1) It's a game on a console I don't have or plan on buying, so it'd be watching a game that I likely won't be able to play myself.
2) It's a game I love, that I've played to no end, and I find someone who is playing it for the first time. So I get to reexperience by proxy the joy of playing the game for the first time. That's the appeal for me, vicariously experiencing my favorites for the first time.
So I'm not gonna watch the 100th streamer doing an Elden Ring run. But someone playing the original Half-Life game, for their first time? I'll absolutely have a look.

@alyx @djsumdog
>I'm not gonna watch the 100th streamer doing an Elden Ring run.
i neglected to mention that the main appeal of these streamers is not so much that they're grinding out the game for the thousandth day in a row (as impressive as that is), but that they can talk over it giving a chill podcast vibe that i can throw on the second monitor and use as background noise
@alyx @wowaname @djsumdog >why watch someone else play games, when I can play them myself.
People who actually ask this don't seem to realize that the same was true of Baseball in the age of radio, and that most people who "watch" streams are tabbed-out most of the time. Nothing new under the sun, and all that.

@Kusojiji @djsumdog @wowaname
If I want to listen to something tabbed out, it's gonna be podcasts or something like that, where video is irrelevant to begin with.

Not interested to hear something happening and having to rush back to the stream tab, and rewind a few seconds to understand what the hell happened to the streamer.

@alyx @Kusojiji @djsumdog also idk why but i actually can't listen to "real" podcasts because i feel obligated to pay attention. gamers tend to take long periods to focus or talk about parts of the game i already know, so it's easier to tune out. i don't think i have ad(h)d, i'm just retarded like that
@alyx @wowaname @djsumdog Was this done by Pajeet on Blender? Stuff like this shouldn't happen.
@maxmustermann @djsumdog @alyx we should only expect that type of shit from a youtube vid edited by someone who got paid twenty bucks tops, not from a commercial movie that took a decade to produce
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