@matrix
I feel sorry for the people who had to write this document and for those who had to read it.
@emilis @a1batross @nosleep@neckbeard.xyz
No, cause I'm not gay. ![]()
@emilis @a1batross @nosleep@neckbeard.xyz
Well... that's settled then. You're gay now.
@matrix
>Mai Waifu
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@emilis @a1batross @nosleep@neckbeard.xyz
You sure those were jokes?
@emilis @a1batross @nosleep@neckbeard.xyz
That's the gayest inside joke I've ever heard about.
@icedquinn @frank87 @cassidyclown
Aren't dolphins kinda rapey too, or maybe I'm misremembering.
@frank87 @icedquinn @cassidyclown @Christ
I can't really tell what's the deal with Baby Jesus over there... so for now, I mostly ignore him.
@Lumeinshin @histoire
Any chance he can jerk off in his sleep?
@icedquinn @histoire
.... what did I just read?... also yes, even that's a better love story than Twilight.
@histoire
I'm so sorry... I didn't mean to open up such a painful wound.
@frank87 @icedquinn @cassidyclown
By our definition of consent, animals wouldn't really qualify for it.
For our version of consent to work, being conscious, self-aware, higher cognitive abilities are basically needed. Maybe we could fit some apes and dolphins into our understanding of consent, but cows... no. don't think so.
なんで君はこれを読んでいるかよ
Just another random person passing by.
Oh hi.
The Alyx Vance must go this way anyway.
Gordon Freeman dies in All Dogs Go To Heaven 2.
I wasn't designed to be carried.
En Taro Igel!
Lift me up, let me go...