@matrix
Leaving aside the obvious "who the fuck mixes up a glock and a taser", my question is: who the fuck tries to threaten someone that they'll tase if they don't comply? Just fucking say "stop or I'll shoot". I promise you, people's ears will pay more attention to the word "shoot" or "fire" than "tase".
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@finlaydag33k @fluffy
My first guess, BLM.
@10grans beg
@Stellar
My guess would have been 3 days 21 hours.
@Nonetrix
Yes. In fact, you HAVE to touch it.
@icedquinn
10 grans fine for false advertisement.
@maxeddy
I wonder if someone is mining crypto with it.
@Stellar
You could also do it the harder way, measure the radius, do some math to get the circumference, and then count how many times the cable wraps around itself.
@mystik @Terry
Hold the presses! Anonymous man on the internet says no covid virus has been isolated! Pneumonia caused by lack of vitamin D!
How about you take those "ideas" of yours, get them published in peer-review, and win the Nobel prize for medicine. (and yes, such a discovery would be worthy of a Nobel prize if true).
@EssbarRoot @matana @cowanon@neckbeard.xyz
That I could believe.
なんで君はこれを読んでいるかよ
Just another random person passing by.
Oh hi.
The Alyx Vance must go this way anyway.
Gordon Freeman dies in All Dogs Go To Heaven 2.
I wasn't designed to be carried.
En Taro Igel!
Lift me up, let me go...