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@nukie
I REMEMBER IT! I remember the original timeline! His name was Hate Niggers! This is soooo trippy!!!

@Terry
I still win. I always win. I don't even know what you're talking about, but I still win. I WIN.

@boongus Father Grigori to 100% always

>Barney
Never gives you that god-damn beer
Sends you to a war zone, has access to the combine armoury, only gives you a crowbar
Abusive towards Kleiners Pet Headcrab
Passive aggressive beta rage against Freeman because of his Alpha energies
Cucked by Gordon


>Father Grigori
Man of Cloth, Devout to God
Complete stranger? Fully has your back even if his life is on the line
Helps everyone out with Traps, Items and Elevators
Stays behind to bring his lost children to a final rest
Has an old ass double buck shotgun and a Spas12, keeps the cruddy old shotgun and gives Gordon, a complete stranger, the Spas12

@mushroom_soup
Cable elves don't exist, lol.

Cables are alive though. They'll move little by little to find one another and entangle in a sexual orgy. Eventually they reproduce, increasing the pile of cable mess.

@sjw
I love how they continue a long and proud tradition of doing nothing useful at all.

Since YouTube insists of censoring, I feel obliged to remind people that your elections were stolen.

bitchute.com/video/zUOLHrcj9I8

@Bro-Drillard
Nah, that's just cope from a bunch of incompetent morons that were supposed to help solve world hunger but were about as successful in it as Greenpeace is in solving pollution or PETA in stopping animal cruelty.

@kier @Utility @colonelj @theblessing
There we go with more elitism bs. "solo runs? Oy, you need set mode and items off, because I randomly decided that's how everyone everywhere does it, without citing anything and pulling it out of my... ".

You'd think that if someone hears about a hardcore version of something, they'd realize that there exists a normal version of that something.

@lanodan @VD15
We just need to get them to fight it out. And by fight it out, I mean they need to fight to the death, until only one god remains.

@kier @Utility @colonelj @theblessing
> I've still never heard of a nuzzloke with items in battle as the default rule, I've always seen that as a modification
I don't believe you. Not one bit.

@VD15
I can testify that I, as a Romanian, do indeed have the ability to think in English.

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