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@a1ba
I know. It was pretty obvious. It's also the first thing that comes to my mind whenever I hear the words "doing your mom".

@Terry
Is that it? That's the worst you could do?

Here's a piece of advice: don't google images of "harlequin ichthyosis". Heck, don't google that shit at all. I first saw that about 15 years ago, and it desensitized me to every stomach churning meme out there.

@Here4cunny @Awoo
I loved that scene. There are a few snippets like that which show how much potential Hinata-chan had at being a badass. But unfortunately, that's all we get. If there's one thing I regret about Naruto, is that it doesn't give Hinata-chan enough character development.

@dave
You forgot the part where their shitty regulations put all your local businesses into bankruptcy and then they invade your market with globalist corporations, like Lidl, Kaufland, Auchan etc.

@Moon
I'm guessing that's some secret nerd riddle, in which case you might as well burn the shirt. Even if you find someone IRL to understand it, they won't stare at your back for half an hour to read out whatever that thing deciphers.

@dave
Can't remember who, but I literally found a Youtube guy with a significant audience, complaining that he had a hard time finding shoes that fit him well, except the ones he had currently. But they were starting to wear out, and they weren't in production anymore. And I kid you not, he basically begged his audience, if they still had a good pair of the same model, to sell them to him.

@beardalaxy
That's a good comeback, except being in a wheelchair doesn't stop me from fucking her.

I never know how to react to a "yo mama fat" jokes/insults. I'm like: "yes, she is :blobshrug:".

Also why "I fucked ur mom" insults don't work. All I can think is: "no, you clearly didn't, and you would never want to do it".

@Awoo
This is why Hinata is my waifu. She grew up. Even if I pretend Boruto never happened, she's still 19 in the last Naruto movie, so perfectly legal.

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