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@BadFediPosts
standard insertion procedure, with a non-standard specimen, because you need to be a bit fucked in the head (aka non-standard) to be a fucking rapist.

@terryenglish You do realize most of EU countries have military parades to celebrate their national holidays, right? Are you gonna start arguing that France is fascist now?

@LukeAlmighty @beardalaxy
>He meantione all the boomer talking points about closing down internet
Wait what?! MatPat wants to close down the internet? Am I getting this right? The hell?!

@VD15
Have you tried subscribing to the ultra premium gold deluxe package? It's supposed to reduce the amount of ads you get by 23.97%. That should give you a better chance at catching a couple of seconds without ads every now and then.

@djsumdog @prettygood
>Man, my circle's gotten super weird
I'm not sure whether to say "you're welcomed" or "thanks".

@mushroom_soup That looks nothing like an F-47. I feel scammed.

@beardalaxy No. He hired MovieBob to write for his show. MatPat is obviously an imbecile.

@William_The_Dragonborn I know people are throwing false flag conspiracy theories, but there is a legit possibility for an actual Iran attack too. Remember, Trump had like 3 or 4 assassination attempts on him before the election, and one of them was via Iran.
And Iran has made more than enough threats to US to where you can't suddenly expect them to forgive, forget and leave Americans alone if you somehow magically get Trump to distance from Israel.

Stay safe out there, investigate for potential false flags, but do also keep an open mind to the real possibility that Iran might actually do something stupid. It wouldn't be the first time Muslims do that.
I do hope nothing happens, cause I don't want NATO dragged into crap again.

@beardalaxy I thought a bit about this, and... I honestly don't care. I put this up more as a heads-up for other people. I wasn't a regular viewer of Tom Scott. But maybe someone else out there gives a shit.

Mario Kart World Review (7.5/10) Chat GPT summary 

@beardalaxy
Really?! You AI summarized your own review?

New idea. cannons that are made from Canon printers, which themselves are made from Cannon polymers, cannons which shoot Kanon print-outs.

Kanon Cannon Canon cannon.
And the knowledge repository of such cannons:
Kanon Cannon Canon cannon canon.
Perfect.

I guess the Cannon Canon printers could be printing out Kanon, while they're being fired out of a Cannon cannon... but how do I put this into a single sentence?

Was wondering if there's any other spelling of "cannon"... there is an anime called Kanon!!! I need a second to think about how to incorporate this...

I love the internet. cannon.com/about-us/

Now we can have: Cannon cannons. Unbelievable revolution! Or... maybe even...

Cannon Canon Cannon cannons. And of course you'll need a canon to keep track of all knowledge regarding such amazing devices.
So a Cannon Canon Cannon cannon canon is in order. Hazah!

I started with:
cannon canon vs canon cannon,
but somehow ended up with:
cannon canon vs canon cannon vs Canon cannon

Someone needs to make a company, or a project named "Cannon", just so I can make this even more absurd.

Canon cannon canon... because someone needs to make an official writing of everything known about Canon cannons.

I promise you I'm neither drunk nor high. Just kinda tall and a bit silly.

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