@a1ba It's impressive that I get to feel stupider and stupider by the day. Now I really hope it reaches 1.5 million just to completely fuck my past self. 😆
@Nepiant @vivi @mischievoustomato
But it should be funny or enjoyable for me to make the insult. And this one just isn't.
@noky
>Is this a dildo?
>NO! THIS IS PATRICK!
@mischievoustomato @vivi @Nepiant
I haven't found "let me google that for you" funny in a decade. And honestly, I think it's easier for me to google the thing and send someone the actual link, than to make a "let me google that for you" link.
@beardalaxy @VD15
Oh, but I bet you don't have a USD.. oh wait... fuck... USE? there's that too... man... I guess USA really is that successful, if they made so many sequels.
@LukeAlmighty After reading 100 books from the Legends continuity, no argument from me there. And I've yet to reach the Rebellion Era. Can't wait to get to the post Episode VI stuff.
@mischievoustomato
Do I become a tomato if I'm hungry? brb, need to go eat.
@mischievoustomato It's romance from a lost age.
@mischievoustomato
Because it's obvious that women are not LITERALLY more fragile than a flower. But metaphorically and whatnot, it's a different story.
Also, the point isn't if they really are objectively weaker or not, the point is that you're supposed to treat them as if they are more gentle and fragile than a flower. That's the point of the saying. That's the message it's trying to convey.
@mischievoustomato
Also, you're not a fan of poetry, are you?
@mischievoustomato
>several times
You need to go to the gym.
@Lavaearth @mischievoustomato
She called your dick small.
@mischievoustomato What can I say, Eastern European women are different. We're still behind with the screeching feminist phenomenon. We still have women who behave like women.
@mischievoustomato The idea is that a woman is even more gentle and fragile than a flower. And since you're already supposed to be careful, tender and caring with flowers, it means you need to be even more so with women, as to not hurt them.
@mischievoustomato I had a teacher that liked to say that we shouldn't beat a woman, even with a flower. But he never said anything about shooting...
@LukeAlmighty In fairness, this is Legends continuity we're talking about, and even then it's disputed if it should be considered canon. But I found it pretty interesting.
@mischievoustomato @vivi
Depending on what you're looking for, you might also want to try Anna's Archive.
なんで君はこれを読んでいるかよ
Just another random person passing by.
Oh hi.
The Alyx Vance must go this way anyway.
Gordon Freeman dies in All Dogs Go To Heaven 2.
I wasn't designed to be carried.
En Taro Igel!
Lift me up, let me go...