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@alyx Seriously mom! It was a bug. I was using the computer as usual and then my pants just fell off due to the bug. This is why they were down. It has nothing to do with the hot hentai going on. It was a bug, mom!

Twitter some day: we didn't mean to enable the genocide of all our political opponents, it was just a bug!

@Jdogg247
Twitter says 'bug' led to conservative users being send to the gulag.

@Terry
Hitler's alter-ego, known as "Baked Alaska" has been arrested.

@Lumeinshin@neckbeard.xyz
So women are masochists then.

An eyelash got stuck in my eye again...
Welcome to hell
Population: me

Why are women so desperate for long eyelashes? I've got them by design from mother nature, and they constantly torment me.

I've watched ONE god damned video on breaking a lock, ONCE, AGES AGO, and I'm still getting these things recommended to me daily. WHAT. IN. THE. EVER. LOVING. FUCK!
I was only curious about a thing ONCE Youtube, I'm not planning to become a burglar!

@Stellar
Oh god... why do I get this weird feeling I might have read a hentai that had something like this...

What if that day he truly played 4D chess, and for a split second saw into the future...

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I've been doing English for well over 2 decades, and I still occasionally make pretty big mistakes... Oh well... still not worse than covfefe.

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