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Valve should release an April 1st video with a voiced Gordon Freeman. But they need to find a really legendary voice actor, to where the community is conflicted on whether to reject the blasphemy of Gordon having a voice or to embrace the most perfect voice work that could ever be achieved.

Next time someone calls you gay, remember the old English definition for "gay" and remind them than you are in fact suffering from severe depression.

@alyx
Sleep in the black hole
Eat the negentropy
Fuck the von Neumann-probe

@galena
If I weren't this lazy, I'd return the favor by posting r34 pokemon in every neonazi thread.

@alyx @Haywood_Jiblomey @TheAncestor @MischievousTomato (((Team Flare))) controls the media. They're putting poffins in the water that turn the frigging Politoed gay.

@MischievousTomato@neckbeard.xyz @Haywood_Jiblomey @TheAncestor @galena
There's not enough medicine in the world to cure anti-semitism induced stupidity.

@galena @Haywood_Jiblomey @TheAncestor @MischievousTomato@neckbeard.xyz
Pokemon is the tool of the juice, or something...

@MischievousTomato@neckbeard.xyz @TheAncestor
Had one in Platinum too. But that's as far as I've played them. She's pretty reliable.

@nukie
Better anti-semitism than what I usually see on fedi. I'll allow it.

@MischievousTomato@neckbeard.xyz @TheAncestor
Only best girl since gen4 I think.

@TheAncestor @LukeAlmighty
Pokemon...gotta fuck 'em all!!
It's you and me...
I know it's my destiny
Pokemon...Oh..you're my best slut,
in a world we must shag.
Pokemon...Gotta fuck 'em all!!
A cunt so true--Our cum will pull us through!
You teach me and I'll teach you!
Pokemon!
Gotta Fuck 'Em All!
Gotta Fuck 'Em All!
POKE-KE-MON!

@TheAncestor @LukeAlmighty
I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
To catch them is my real test, to fuck them is my cause...
I will travel across the land, searching far and wide,
Teach Pokemon to understand, the dick that's inside.

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