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People have grown so horny that simple futa girls are no longer enough. They've invented two-dick futa girls.

@histoire
Only if you promise that by "fix" you mean dropping loads of nukes on... pretty much everyone.

@matrix @igelsQTs @jackc @EnjuAihara
I like how you just stated that, like it's an universally acknowledged fact that being German sucks ass.

@deadheat
So, am I supposed to go back to drinking Coca Cola? Cause I'm one of those few morons that likes Pepsi better, so I'd rather not.

@Paygan
I loved how with each passing movie, that franchise made less and less sense. Still, it was awesome.

@icedquinn
If you even come close to touching my b̶̨̩̣̦̿͂̏͒̿̈́̐̄̒͌̆͛͗̔̐͒͊̆͒̒̀̒͒͘̚͠ͅo̵̡͔͖̭̰̮̯̞̠̝̤̞͔͎͕͕̐̇͛͗̉͂n̶̡̨̞͇̗̻͇͙̥̹͎̬̼͓͚͔̝̙̯̻̪̙͎̤̰̟͔̰̞̫̓̿̽͜ͅȩ̷̢̭̣̪̦̺̫̩̠͕̮̯̤͇͉͕̹̞̗̗̮͈͕̬͓͓̟̫́̋̀͐̆́̔͆̏̑̄̏̈́̆̒̆͂͗̆͌̉̓̊̎̀͆̓̇ͅͅş̵̢̨̱̬̖̪͉̹͎̟͎̥͎̠̏̌̓̀̈̄͑̚͠, I'll call the cops and tell them you raped me. So don't even fucking think about my b̶̨̩̣̦̿͂̏͒̿̈́̐̄̒͌̆͛͗̔̐͒͊̆͒̒̀̒͒͘̚͠ͅo̵̡͔͖̭̰̮̯̞̠̝̤̞͔͎͕͕̐̇͛͗̉͂n̶̡̨̞͇̗̻͇͙̥̹͎̬̼͓͚͔̝̙̯̻̪̙͎̤̰̟͔̰̞̫̓̿̽͜ͅȩ̷̢̭̣̪̦̺̫̩̠͕̮̯̤͇͉͕̹̞̗̗̮͈͕̬͓͓̟̫́̋̀͐̆́̔͆̏̑̄̏̈́̆̒̆͂͗̆͌̉̓̊̎̀͆̓̇ͅͅş̵̢̨̱̬̖̪͉̹͎̟͎̥͎̠̏̌̓̀̈̄͑̚͠.

@Rudolf_von_Goldenbaum
Reminder that the old Extended Universe is canon, and Disney is bad fan-fiction.

@dave
>Zuck has a sister
That's honestly information I did not care about.

@lanodan @coolboymew
Or just go directly to a torrenting site you're familiar with and "trust" (as much as you could trust a tracker).

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