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@dave @Hyolobrika
Balance yourself on a moving object. See how well that goes for you.

@dave @Hyolobrika
You have no clue what a hold is designed to do. You have no clue where your body weight goes when you kneel like that. If it actually were to go on the leg you hold on a person, then Floyd could have EASILY destabilized Chauvin and make him lose balance and maybe even fall. Instead you see Chauvin rock solid, despide Floyd's struggles, because he plants his weight ON THE SOLID GROUND, not Floyd's neck.

But go back to your fantasy world, where we ignore physics, medicine, and everything else.

@dave @Hyolobrika
Not to mention that how the fuck should anyone be able to tell when a lying scum is lying and when he isn't? If you want to condemn someone for not being a walking lie detector, and venerate a drug addict, go for it. As for me, I'll probably die knowing Derek Chauvin did nothing wrong.

@dave @Hyolobrika
So your claim is that he lied about not being able to breath in the cop car, but he suddenly turned honest the second he hit pavement. My apologies for not believing this bullcrap.

@Hyolobrika @dave
He was still in the car when the "I can't breath" shit started to happen. The only thing he was choking on was his own drugs.

@igelsQTs @moth_ball
"German" doesn't even begin to describe your magnificence. You're really underestimating yourself.

That awkward moment when you notice you accidentally boosted yourself... Fuck that was dumb...

@BaronessLoveandLight
I'll slot this right into the "it's too funny (and thus good) to be true" category.

we must topple the CCP so porn gets legalized in china

@igelsQTs
:drake_dislike: topple the CCP because they're persecuting their own people
:drake_like: topple the CCP so we can have Chinese porn

@igelsQTs @matrix
Well, I don't think she's made in EU, so don't know if you get that mandatory 2 year warranty on her.

If you really think about it, it's a crime against humanity that we haven't declared Igel an endangered species.

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We don't have enough Igel in the world. I advocate for immediate measures of Igel procreation, to increase the levels of Igel worldwide.

@igelsQTs @matrix
Clearly her not carrying your child is violating your rights to procreate!

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