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@maxmustermann
Just someone coping at other people coping.

The Minecraft audience have been coping, trying to pretend that the movie inspired from their childhood was good in some way, that it somehow resonated on a deep level with them. When in reality it's probably on the same level of slop as their TikTok feed. So they scream at the chicken jockey, and bring chickens in the theater, in an attempt to "fake it till you make it". Make the buzz, act happy so that maybe you feel happy, so that you trick yourself into believing the experience was enjoyable.

And this "Burgerland VT" guy is coping, thinking all of this performative display has some deeper meaning about his generation. That this is the grand rebellion of zoomers. That everything changes for them starting today. When in reality, all they've been doing is create marketing for a shitty movie, so that more people get fooled into watching Minecraft, so that Hollywood keeps making a profit. Zoomers will go back to doing whatever they were doing before, and Hollywood will go back and butcher some other franchise they grew up on, and trick them into watching more meaningless slop. Rinse and repeat.

Bring back Dirty Jobs and Mike Rowe.

Benny Benassi - Satisfaction.mp3
For the last couple of days I've just been humming this song at random. Not continuously (thank god) but at a random time in the day the song just pops up in my brain. Haven't listened to it in years. Hope my brain isn't trying to tell me something.

@mischievoustomato
>white pill
Is it a cyanide pill? I think cyanide is white, right?

@VIPPER @mischievoustomato
I use Linux cause I enjoy the challenge and messing around with things. But I say it all the time, that I would NEVER recommend Linux to anyone.
When it comes to desktop end-users, Linux is not an OS. At best it's a toy, or a learning instrument. The average desktop user shouldn't be using Linux imo.

@Beefki @YeetLibs I found it remarkable when everybody was screaming about how the USAID being defunded would cause millions to die. Like, really? The US has for all this time been singlehandedly saving the lives of millions of people every year? Because I've NEVER seen the US actually get any credit for that.

@beardalaxy Hail in a bad summer storm is relatively normal here. It probably doesn't happen every year, but it's not something unusual by any means to have 1 or 2 hail storms in a summer.

@kaia How about we meet in the middle: half-yaoi, half-yuri. You take half a yaoi couple, half a yuri couple, and stick them together.

Any more news on that Avocado guy? Did he actually trick people regarding his weight loss after all, or was it legit?

Almost the middle of April... and it's snowing... fucking polar vortex...

Stop raping the language. Please, for the love of God, stop raping the language. It takes a lot of effort for me to formulate my thoughts as precisely as I can. Why would you want me to reformulate it into a claim that is mathematically impossible to probe. or even retarded to stand by?

Oh, so you're saying that ALL of X.... There are 7 billion humans. Of course there will be one that will be an exception. I cannot possibly even check all of them, even if I did believe that the rule was universal.

So, you're saying some of X....
Again... Even if there was one, it would be 1/7000000000. That is not a topic worthy of conversation, and absolutely not the point I was making.

Dysprosium-154 has half-life of 3*10^6 years... false alarm people. Half-Life 3 will get released just before the Sun turns into a red giant.

Fermium-253 has a half-life of 3 days. Half-Life 3 releases in 3 days confirmed!

Seaborgium-258 has a half-life of 3*10^-3 miliseconds. Half-Life 3 CONFIRMED!

@Frank
This is why I don't give two craps about artists who moan about AI art all the time. As this guy pointed out, a good artist can adapt and will always be able to provide something new that a bot can't.
If you're out here complaining, instead of drawing furry porn on a rock, you were never a good artist to begin with, and you probably belong in a factory job.

@Sirpantangelini @SpaceCadet
Didn't they have Hitler as person of the year once? I propose that Time was never sane.

@mushroom_soup
>very inexpensive
I hate that people have gotten into the habit of ignoring led power usage just because an individual led uses little energy. Start adding up all the unneeded led lights on all the doodads and RGB in the world, and we could probably power a city or something. You know that led clock on your microwave oven that you never use? Yeah, apparently that clock uses a similar amount of energy over the day as heating up something for 30 seconds.

@LukeAlmighty I mean, the guy did go to university in his 40s and got a philosophy degree, so you know he ain't stupid. Haven't seen this video yet, but now you got me extra curious.

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