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cc @Awoo
You might be interested in Spirit of the North. You play as a focks.

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@alyx African Roulette is actually when you're offered a blowjob from your choice of sox different women, but one of them is a cannibal

You've heard of Russian roulette, but what about:
>Californian roulette: there's 1 in 6 chance you get an electric blackout
>Romanian roulette: there's 1 in 6 chance you get mugged by gypsies
>English roulette: there's 1 in 6 chance the King dies
>Japanese roulette: there's 1 in 6 chance you hang yourself in the forest and get discovered by Logan Paul
>German roulette: there's 1 in 6 chance you get gang raped on New Years
>Canadian roulette: there's 1 in 6 chance someone doesn't apologize to you
>Roulette française: il y a 1 chance sur 6 que quelqu'un ternisse la langue française
>Polish roulette: there's 1 in 6 chance you go in the oven
>Australian roulette: there's 1 in 6 chance you get bitten by a venomous creature
>African roulette: there's a 1 in 6 chance you get AIDS, malaria and ebola all at once
>Chinese roulette: there's a 1 in 6 chance the communist party makes you disappear
>North Korean roulette: there's a 1 in 6 chance you get eaten by your starving family
>South Korean roulette: there's a 1 in 6 chance you wake up on the wrong side of the peninsula. See North Korea for further instructions.

People usually bring up Blaire White as an example of a trans-woman that passes, but we're only familiar with her from YouTube videos. If we met her IRL, I wonder how many people would still think she passes.

The gayest post I will ever write 

One thing that is keeping me single is, that I really don't care about sex. I want 3 things. Someone I can love, Someone who would love me, and someone who would help me rise my kids.

And no matter how horny I get, the thought of drunken whore at a bar disgusts me much more. Because they are the antithesis of everything I love about women.

>we "care" about your privacy. now let me figure out where you live, where you work and every other place you plug your phone into, and what energy company you pay your bills to + your entire life schedule.

I'm sure that can't go wrong.

Biggest bullshit I've heard since Google tried to steal your medical records.

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I've never heard so much bullshit in my life, and you just know the Apple fags will buy it like a bunch of morons. I hate all of you so fucking much.

Apple will bring Clean Energy Charging to iOS 16 users in the US xda-developers.com/apple-clean

OMG, I thought I had lost this! Sure, it needs some updates, but this is priceless!

P.S. Enjoy Skyrim with guns.

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