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Need For Speed used to have such bitching music back in it's underground age.

Interviewer: what do you expect out of this new game?
Me: A decade old game.

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cc @Awoo
You might be interested in Spirit of the North. You play as a focks.

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@alyx African Roulette is actually when you're offered a blowjob from your choice of sox different women, but one of them is a cannibal

You've heard of Russian roulette, but what about:
>Californian roulette: there's 1 in 6 chance you get an electric blackout
>Romanian roulette: there's 1 in 6 chance you get mugged by gypsies
>English roulette: there's 1 in 6 chance the King dies
>Japanese roulette: there's 1 in 6 chance you hang yourself in the forest and get discovered by Logan Paul
>German roulette: there's 1 in 6 chance you get gang raped on New Years
>Canadian roulette: there's 1 in 6 chance someone doesn't apologize to you
>Roulette française: il y a 1 chance sur 6 que quelqu'un ternisse la langue française
>Polish roulette: there's 1 in 6 chance you go in the oven
>Australian roulette: there's 1 in 6 chance you get bitten by a venomous creature
>African roulette: there's a 1 in 6 chance you get AIDS, malaria and ebola all at once
>Chinese roulette: there's a 1 in 6 chance the communist party makes you disappear
>North Korean roulette: there's a 1 in 6 chance you get eaten by your starving family
>South Korean roulette: there's a 1 in 6 chance you wake up on the wrong side of the peninsula. See North Korea for further instructions.

People usually bring up Blaire White as an example of a trans-woman that passes, but we're only familiar with her from YouTube videos. If we met her IRL, I wonder how many people would still think she passes.

The gayest post I will ever write 

One thing that is keeping me single is, that I really don't care about sex. I want 3 things. Someone I can love, Someone who would love me, and someone who would help me rise my kids.

And no matter how horny I get, the thought of drunken whore at a bar disgusts me much more. Because they are the antithesis of everything I love about women.

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