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The RATTATA method

Rape All The Time and Take Amphetamines

I WILL MAKE IT TO THIS SHOW EVEN IF I HAVE TO SELL AN ORGAN

101 fever but I find solace in wrapping up in my blanket like a cannoli

Okay that was the worst sports game I went to in a while, the actual game was good but DC is so fucking bad to traverse and the garbage stadium food was like double the price since last time I went... also there was a little kid sitting next to me coughing the entire time so I am probably going to get sick...

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There are 5x more job listings on LinkedIn for my town than there are actual human beings residing in my town but they still won't hire me

I just realized that for some reason the alarm tone on my phone was set to "none" so that's why I was sleeping through my alarms for a good two weeks lmao good thing I'm unemployed

Going through life with that Jacob Jones stare

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It's March 14th, and you know what that means! God's Disdain is OUT NOW!! Huzzah! If you like the old-school nature of SNES RPGs like Dragon Quest as well as the worlds of games like The Elder Scrolls, this is the game for you!

God's Disdain is a non-linear, turn-based JRPG about a world stricken by a mysterious plague. As Tamiko, alongside her brother Kenshin and other friends you find along the way, you must find a way to stop the plague for good and either save Hajimari or damn it. There are tons of side quests, dungeons, and unique locations to check out as well as plenty of gear and magic! The world is totally open for you to explore... what will you find?

Many people have contributed to this game over the course of the last near-decade, and we would all appreciate you trying it out! God's Disdain is free to play with an optional Supporter Pack if you like the game. There is no DRM and all the game files are completely accessible if you would like to mess around with it! Enjoy :)

Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/305
Itch.io: after-midnight-games.itch.io/g

Started the Bible a week ago because I was bored and I haven't even thought of jerking off since then, maybe they were on to something

Saw a comment on an ancient YTP that said "wow AI voices were ass back then" dude it's CALLED SENTENCE MIXING AND IT'S AN ART

Sorry negroes you’re not needed until 2028

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FUCK IBM THINKPADS FROM NOW ON ALL MY CORRESPONDENCE WILL BE FROM AN IBM SELECTRIC II

Manufacturer: hmm how should we craft these intricate and delicate moving parts for our professional business device?

Engineer with a PhD: how about we use a plastic gear that will break in a few years and require an absurd amount of effort to reach in order to service?

Manufacturer: HOLY SHIT

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