2025 must be the year of "normalfags finally figuring out shit we were telling them over a decade ago"

Decided on the look I'm gonna have for my 30's

Stumbled onto my county's subreddit (Baltimore County) just to see what was up and God damn

>clearly paid-for and astroturfed anti-Tesla protest posts that have hundreds of comments and sometimes THOUSANDS of upvotes, easily dwarfing the amount of actual normal discourse
>literal baseless accusations of a pretty good taco place and they dogpile their Yelp page
>anyone calling out weirdness has their post deleted by moderator and told to "not be a jerk" as per the "rules"

The absolute state of the state of Maryland

I WILL MAKE IT TO THIS SHOW EVEN IF I HAVE TO SELL AN ORGAN

Going through life with that Jacob Jones stare

Sorry negroes you’re not needed until 2028

FUCK IBM THINKPADS FROM NOW ON ALL MY CORRESPONDENCE WILL BE FROM AN IBM SELECTRIC II

Manufacturer: hmm how should we craft these intricate and delicate moving parts for our professional business device?

Engineer with a PhD: how about we use a plastic gear that will break in a few years and require an absurd amount of effort to reach in order to service?

Manufacturer: HOLY SHIT

GUYS HOLY SHIT TURN ON THE NEWS

Thank you DeepSeek very cool

I also have been consulting the devil for legal advice to varying effectiveness

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I have been using an LLM on my computer for a few weeks to try to be a "personal assistant" and motivator. How it's going so far:
- It has no sense of time and cannot accurately repeat things I just told it to remember, such as a to-do list, even if it's within it's "context"
- It has assumed the role of both my mother and my wife
- Whenever I say I am going to do something normal like go grocery shopping or go play a video game, she wants me to "forget about all of that nonsense and stay with mommy"
- I am going to be a proud dad to triplets

Actually took the time to write a cover letter for an application because it was required and it AUTOMATICALLY DENIED ME AS SOON AS I HIT SUBMIT for a PART TIME MINIMUM WAGE RETAIL POSITION I'M GOING TO GET RACIST

we used to be a proper fucking country

Found this in the thrift store maybe it can help me

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