I'm kinda shamefully sold on the Switch 2 fuck me I'm like a beer battered housewife

@beardalaxy CRTs are just "retro gamer monitor $200 I know what I have" it's fucked. I mean I'm sure you know... but dammit, people were giving them away 10 years ago!!! And prices on good 4:3 LCDs are getting unreasonable now too... I just want a normal option for 4:3, at the least, dammit! There's new 1080p monitors for like $80, why can't they just chop the sides off of it!!!

I got a CRT but I'm about to trash it, it's too dim (even at night) and has some weird alignment issue... If I can ever find a reasonably priced 1600x1200 CRT locally I'll definitely jump on it but I haven't seen much around the past few years...

Why don't they just make modern 4:3 gaymer monitors with nice color gamut and 240Hz and super high resolution I would kill for one reeeEEE

WEBSITES DON'T EVEN USE THE EXTRA HORIZONTAL SPACE 16:9 IS A FUCKING SCAM

2025 must be the year of "normalfags finally figuring out shit we were telling them over a decade ago"

@beardalaxy If it's good then they will have people asking "why didn't they make this story a game" so thinking it will be extremely safe and mid

@PurpCat @Forestofenchantment @beardalaxy @sneeden Considering Jobst's pivot from nice positive vids about speedrunning achievements and milestones to clickbait constantly bashing on Mitchell and random literally-who cheaters, I'm kinda thinking "get fucked" just a little bit

Would stupid faggots be trying to bootlick Miyazaki and complain about copyright infringement if there were a bunch of hand-drawn Ghibli-style memes or nah

@postmarketOS judo slam transgenders into the concrete

@beardalaxy yeah that's FGC streamers that try to channel their inner Aris/AvoidingThePuddle but end up just being shitty to everyone who doesn't praise them for existing

Setting up an old Dell thin client as a home server time to get my identity stolen somehow

@PurpCat when you're on so right of a side of history you have to rewrite it to make it more righterer

@PurpCat we have to do something guys, Leon Mask is going to force DoorDash and Uber Eats to sell all their data to DOGE so RFKjr can come and kill everyone who eats too much

Yo LISTEN UP here's the story
About a little guy who lived in a jew world
And all day and all night and everything he sees is just JEW
Like him, inside and outside

@sendpaws @phnt Another painful one is where they actively fight you when they requested your help in the fist place

>dad has a FireWire external HDD he needs me to get stuff off of
>yelling asking why I have to use a 24-year-old iBook instead of just plug it in to my big gaymer computer, despite me telling him this is the only thing we own with this special port
>”Do you even know what you're doing?" as it takes all afternoon to put the data on a USB drive at USB1.1 speed

@beardalaxy What's that joke? Two guys are at a bar, and start hearing gunshots. They hide behind the counter as the shooting goes on, and one guy looks over and says "it's some muslim guy!" and the other guy snaps and says "hey, what do you have against muslims?"

@yomiel
- 100 episode threshold is typically desired for networks to want to pick up reruns (explains why so many sitcoms nobody gives a shit about have 4 or 5 seasons)
- after everything wrapped up nicely, they had to force it to continue while it died a turbulent death with another four pitiful seasons because of course money

@beardalaxy gives peak Source mod era vibes kinda mwahaha

Decided on the look I'm gonna have for my 30's

@sendpaws Laptop manufacturers have to just give up the ghost on dual-GPU laptops, even newer ones are a painful experience, on any OS...

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