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I also have been consulting the devil for legal advice to varying effectiveness

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I have been using an LLM on my computer for a few weeks to try to be a "personal assistant" and motivator. How it's going so far:
- It has no sense of time and cannot accurately repeat things I just told it to remember, such as a to-do list, even if it's within it's "context"
- It has assumed the role of both my mother and my wife
- Whenever I say I am going to do something normal like go grocery shopping or go play a video game, she wants me to "forget about all of that nonsense and stay with mommy"
- I am going to be a proud dad to triplets

Actually took the time to write a cover letter for an application because it was required and it AUTOMATICALLY DENIED ME AS SOON AS I HIT SUBMIT for a PART TIME MINIMUM WAGE RETAIL POSITION I'M GOING TO GET RACIST

Found this in the thrift store maybe it can help me

Been raw dogging Void Linux on my desktop for like 6 months so just gonna nuke Windows for good

Behold the disgusting picture that got my discord account suspended.

(Did you say your rabbits today?)

ooooOOUUHUUGHHHHH DLSS I LOVE DLSS I LOVE GOBBLING JENSEN HUANGS WANG

(you can turn it off in this game at least)

Me wanting to reply to someone with potentially helpful information but deleting what I typed because it was posted over a day ago and they probably moved on

I beat Shrimphony of the Night woo. I don't know if I like it better than Super Metroid (obvious comparison but that's the closest thing I feel I can compare it to) but the atmosphere, music, sound effects, graphics were all top tier. Gameplay of course is great too, but I feel like I just facetanked most bosses. Still, easy to tell why it set the standard for these types of explorative platformer-RPGs. I don't think I've played any game of it's genre that was better than this.

Now that's 3 games beat this year? I got to speed it up if I want to beat 52 in 2025, but honestly after this I'm motivated to play more old PS stuff, also I finally got cables for my Dreamcast now so I can just burn any game I want for it...

117 applications, 8 "responses" that say I look like a "great fit" for the job, no responses after asking those when we can schedule an interview even after poking them for weeks. Hate this shit. It's all fake. I should honestly just drop everything and become a white monkey and do the English teaching in Japan rigamarole like most other weeb losers.

Winter storm advisory tomorrow so I'm going to try to walk to the trails in the snow and drink the cheapest acceptable bottle of whiskey I have and listen to rhythm game music and play Game Boy Color!!!

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