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FUCK IBM THINKPADS FROM NOW ON ALL MY CORRESPONDENCE WILL BE FROM AN IBM SELECTRIC II

Manufacturer: hmm how should we craft these intricate and delicate moving parts for our professional business device?

Engineer with a PhD: how about we use a plastic gear that will break in a few years and require an absurd amount of effort to reach in order to service?

Manufacturer: HOLY SHIT

I also have been consulting the devil for legal advice to varying effectiveness

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I have been using an LLM on my computer for a few weeks to try to be a "personal assistant" and motivator. How it's going so far:
- It has no sense of time and cannot accurately repeat things I just told it to remember, such as a to-do list, even if it's within it's "context"
- It has assumed the role of both my mother and my wife
- Whenever I say I am going to do something normal like go grocery shopping or go play a video game, she wants me to "forget about all of that nonsense and stay with mommy"
- I am going to be a proud dad to triplets

Actually took the time to write a cover letter for an application because it was required and it AUTOMATICALLY DENIED ME AS SOON AS I HIT SUBMIT for a PART TIME MINIMUM WAGE RETAIL POSITION I'M GOING TO GET RACIST

Been raw dogging Void Linux on my desktop for like 6 months so just gonna nuke Windows for good

Behold the disgusting picture that got my discord account suspended.

(Did you say your rabbits today?)

ooooOOUUHUUGHHHHH DLSS I LOVE DLSS I LOVE GOBBLING JENSEN HUANGS WANG

(you can turn it off in this game at least)

Me wanting to reply to someone with potentially helpful information but deleting what I typed because it was posted over a day ago and they probably moved on

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