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My battery bank was recalled for spontaneously combusting and they're sending me a new one and trusting me to dispose of the old one so now I will have two battery banks

I am not fixing my sleep schedule I am making noodles

Actually I will wait until summer sale to see if it gets discounted, I have been raped by buying things right before seasonal sales before

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I am like a battered housewife with Stockholm syndrome, I am going to biy Street Fighter DLC

Are those with Mediterranean heritage welcome to White Boy Summer

Switch 2 seems like a “wait a little bit” console and I also hate Nintendo being shysters but I really want to play Mario Kart World :(

After going to metal concerts for 15 years I'm finally starting a battle vest. I have like a dozen patches to sew on... First one is Sodom. I can already tell I have shit sewing ability but its fun so far!

I called them back and froze up on simple questions motherfucker I FUCKING SUCK I'M JUST GONNA GO BE A WHITE MONKEY IN CHINA

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God a job offer call that I let go to voicemail because I thought it was a scam call and didn't look at it until like hours later :lain_stress:

I don't think I've ever actually come across a single actual "incel" or "chud" in real life. Annoying fucking gay faggots on the other hand...

Okay set my router to give me two hours of internet a day so I can look up things if I need to and sneak some vidya in

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Arc :blobcatcool: boosted

Thinking I oughta just lock myself in my room with no internet and read cunny light novels and Confucian classics and the Bible until I've ascended

>TSA agent confiscates my knife and takes me to a TSA desk to fill out TSA form with my credit card info to send it back to me at my expense, and the card is charged to the TSA
>no notifications of anything for weeks
>NOT OUR RESPONSIBILITY
THESE NIGGERS

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