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Letitia James Issues $355 Million-Dollar Fine To Firefighters For Booing Her

https://babylonbee.com/news/letitia-james-issues-355-million-dollar-fine-to-firefighters-for-booing-her/?utm_source=fediverse

Boeing Blames Gravity For Recent Mishaps

https://babylonbee.com/news/boeing-blames-gravity-for-recent-mishaps/?utm_source=fediverse

Jan 6 Protesters Request To Be Called 'Undocumented Tourists'

https://babylonbee.com/news/jan-6-protesters-request-to-be-called-undocumented-tourists/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Warn That Migrants Committing Murder Could Result In More People Referring To Them By The Wrong Term

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-worried-migrants-committing-murder-could-result-in-people-referring-to-them-by-the-wrong-term/?utm_source=fediverse

Oscars Observes Moment Of Silence For Undocumented Murderer Tragically Called ‘Illegal’

https://babylonbee.com/news/oscars-observes-moment-of-silence-for-undocumented-murderer-tragically-called-illegal/?utm_source=fediverse

Christopher Nolan Hurriedly Adds Drag Queen To ‘Oppenheimer’ To Shore Up Oscar Vote

https://babylonbee.com/news/christopher-nolan-hurriedly-adds-drag-queen-to-oppenheimer-to-shore-up-oscar-vote/?utm_source=fediverse

Border Crisis Solved As Texas Builds Massive Wall Out Of Discarded Funko Pops

https://babylonbee.com/news/border-crisis-solved-as-texas-builds-massive-wall-out-of-discarded-funko-pops/?utm_source=fediverse

State Of The Union Receives Negative Reviews From Unborn Babies ‬

https://babylonbee.com/news/state-of-the-union-receives-negative-reviews-from-unborn-babies-/?utm_source=fediverse

Husband Says He Would Give A Back Rub But He’s Tired And Has A Headache

https://babylonbee.com/news/husband-says-he-would-give-a-back-rub-but-hes-tired-and-has-a-headache/?utm_source=fediverse

Pastor Confident that His 'State of the Hypostatic Union' Sermon Joke Will Finally Get a Laugh This Year

https://babylonbee.com/news/pastor-confident-that-his-state-of-the-hypostatic-union-sermon-joke-will-finally-get-a-laugh-this-year/?utm_source=fediverse

Meteorologists Call For Rain Showers This Weekend And A Slight Chance Of Getting Crushed By A Falling Boeing Airliner Part

https://babylonbee.com/news/meteorologists-call-for-rain-showers-this-weekend-and-a-slight-chance-of-getting-crushed-by-a-falling-boeing-airliner-part/?utm_source=fediverse

40-Year-Old Man Pulls Hamstring While Thinking About Going For A Run

https://babylonbee.com/news/40-year-old-man-pulls-hamstring-while-thinking-about-going-for-a-run/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Tells Aide He Had Strange Dream He Was Talking And People Were Standing And Clapping

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-tells-aides-he-had-strange-dream-he-was-talking-and-people-were-standing-and-clapping/?utm_source=fediverse

DC-Area Pharmacies All Out Of Stimulants

https://babylonbee.com/news/dc-area-pharmacies-all-out-of-stimulants/?utm_source=fediverse

Dementia Meds Meet Their Match

https://babylonbee.com/news/dementia-meds-meet-match/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Opens State Of The Union By Saying Hello To Dianne Feinstein

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-opens-state-of-the-union-by-saying-hello-to-dianne-feinstein/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Achievements Biden Will Cover Tonight During The State Of The Union

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-achievements-biden-will-cover-tonight-during-the-state-of-the-union/?utm_source=fediverse

Midwestern Town Considers Adding 4th Crushingly Mediocre Mexican Restaurant

https://babylonbee.com/news/midwestern-town-considers-adding-4th-crushingly-mediocre-mexican-restaurant/?utm_source=fediverse

Aides Fitting Marionette Strings To Biden In Preparation For State Of The Union

https://babylonbee.com/news/aides-fitting-marionette-strings-to-biden-ahead-of-state-of-the-union/?utm_source=fediverse

Woman Kicked Out Of Walmart For Not Wearing Pajama Bottoms

https://babylonbee.com/news/woman-kicked-out-of-walmart-for-not-wearing-pajama-bottoms/?utm_source=fediverse