New Greta Thunberg GPS Lectures You When Refusing More Eco-Friendly Route
https://babylonbee.com/news/new-greta-thunberg-gps-lectures-you-when-refusing-more-eco-friendly-route/?utm_source=fediverse
Don Lemon Announces New Show Airing Exclusively On MySpace
https://babylonbee.com/news/don-lemon-announces-new-show-airing-exclusively-on-myspace/?utm_source=fediverse
Progressive Kids Play Classic Game Of 'Smear The Oppressive Patriarchal Colonialists Who Perpetuate Cis-Whitness And Literal Violence Against Indigenous People Groups And The LGBTQIAA++ Community'
https://babylonbee.com/news/progressive-kids-play-classic-game-of-smear-the-oppressive-patriarchal-colonialists-who-perpetuate-cis-whitness-and-literal-violence-against-indigenous-people-groups-and-the-lgbtqiaa-communit/?utm_source=fediverse
Progressives Fear That Without TikTok, They Won’t Be Able To Convince Kids To Join Their Weird Sex Cult
https://babylonbee.com/news/progressives-fear-that-without-tiktok-they-wont-be-able-to-convince-kids-to-join-their-weird-sex-cult/?utm_source=fediverse
Amen And Amen! Check Out The Top 10 Verses From New The Donald Trump Bible Translation
https://babylonbee.com/news/amen-and-amen-check-out-the-top-10-verses-from-new-the-donald-trump-bible-translation/?utm_source=fediverse
'Get Back To Work, You Lazy Bums!' Shouts Ben Shapiro At Retirement Home
https://babylonbee.com/news/get-back-to-work-you-lazy-bums-shouts-ben-shapiro-at-retirement-home/?utm_source=fediverse
Nation Reassured As Special Counsel Transcript Reveals Biden Still Able To Make Car Noises With His Mouth
https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-reassured-as-special-counsel-transcript-reveals-biden-still-able-to-make-car-noises-with-his-mouth/?utm_source=fediverse
The Babylon Bee Interprets Your Wife’s Texts
https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-interprets-your-wifes-texts/?utm_source=fediverse
Boeing Proudly Announces It Has Fixed Malfunctioning Whistleblower
https://babylonbee.com/news/boeing-proudly-announces-it-has-fixed-malfunctioning-whistleblower/?utm_source=fediverse
John Kerry Praises Haitian Cannibals' Efforts To Reduce Humanity's Carbon Footprint
https://babylonbee.com/news/john-kerry-praises-haiti-cannibals-for-efforts-to-reduce-carbon-footprint/?utm_source=fediverse
Terrorists Decide Against Hijacking Plane After Realizing It's A Boeing
https://babylonbee.com/news/terrorists-decide-against-hijacking-plane-after-realizing-its-a-boeing/?utm_source=fediverse
The Only 10 Things Republicans And Democrats Can Agree On
https://babylonbee.com/news/the-only-10-things-republicans-and-democrats-can-agree-on/?utm_source=fediverse
Hamas Fighter Really Struggling With Resolution Not To Rape Anyone During Ramadan
https://babylonbee.com/news/hamas-fighter-really-struggling-with-resolution-not-to-rape-anyone-during-ramadan/?utm_source=fediverse
Millions Of British Kids Forced To Live Normal, Happy Lives After UK Bans Puberty Blockers
https://babylonbee.com/news/millions-of-british-kids-forced-to-live-normal-happy-lives-after-uk-bans-puberty-blockers/?utm_source=fediverse
Due To Inflation, Subway Introduces New $5 Inch-Long
https://babylonbee.com/news/due-to-inflation-subway-introduces-new-5-inch-long/?utm_source=fediverse
Haitian Cannibal Gangs Pour Over US Border After Seeing How Fat Americans Are
https://babylonbee.com/news/haitian-cannibal-gangs-pour-over-us-border-after-seeing-how-fat-americans-are/?utm_source=fediverse
Man Thoughtfully Responds To Wife’s Nine-Paragraph Text About Her Day With A Thumbs-Up Emoji
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-thoughtfully-responds-to-wifes-nine-paragraph-text-about-her-day-with-a-thumbs-up-emoji/?utm_source=fediverse
9 Blatantly Obvious Christ Figures In 'Dune'
https://babylonbee.com/news/9-blatantly-obvious-christ-figures-in-dune/?utm_source=fediverse
Trembling, Reverent Man Carefully Approaches Pregnant Wife And Offers Humble Sacrifice Of Chocolate
https://babylonbee.com/news/trembling-reverent-man-carefully-approaches-pregnant-wife-and-offers-humble-sacrifice-of-chocolate/?utm_source=fediverse
Prince William Insists Royal Family Photo Untouched
https://babylonbee.com/news/prince-william-insists-royal-family-photo-untouched/?utm_source=fediverse
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