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Financial Advisor Reminds New Parents It's Never Too Early To Start Saving Up Money For Legos

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Absolute Psychopath Lets Microwave Count Down All The Way To Zero

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In Bonding Moment, Father Teaches Son How To Call Handyman To Fix Faucet

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New All-Female 'Pirates Of The Caribbean' Movie Just Two Hours Of Boats Backing Into Rocks

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-all-female-pirates-of-the-caribbean-movie-just-two-hours-of-boats-backing-into-coral-reefs/?utm_source=fediverse

Aides Wake Biden To Play That Fun 'President' Game Again

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MLB Votes To Add Hip-Drop Tackles To Liven Up The Sport

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Dad Lands Dream Job At Brewery Coming Up With Puns For Naming Beers

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In Last Ditch Attempt To Save Job, Ronna McDaniel Gets Lesbian Haircut

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-last-ditch-attempt-to-save-job-ronna-mcdaniel-gets-lesbian-haircut/?utm_source=fediverse

DeSantis Kicked Out Of Republican Party For Accomplishing Too Many Things

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Not To Be Outdone By Trump, Biden Releases Own Version Of The Quran

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'This Movie Is Rated PG, It Should Be Fine For The Kids,' Says Mom Clicking Play On 'Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom'

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'Of Course I'm Listening to You,' Says Husband Who Is Actually Thinking About Medieval Siege Warfare Tactics

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Diddy Hired As New President Of Nickelodeon Studios

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-revelation-of-relationships-with-child-actors-diddy-hired-as-new-president-of-nickelodeon-studios/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Changes Trump Made In The 'God Bless The USA' Bible

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Buttigieg Praises Cargo Ship For Helping Dismantle Racism In American Roads

https://babylonbee.com/news/buttigieg-praises-cargo-ship-for-helping-dismantle-racism-in-american-roads/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation Starting To Wonder If Diddy May Have Done A Few Of Those Things He Repeatedly Rapped About Doing

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NYC Mayor Assures Migrants That If They Run Out Of Prepaid Debit Cards They Can Just Rob Americans Directly

https://babylonbee.com/news/nyc-mayor-assures-migrants-that-if-they-run-out-of-prepaid-debit-cards-they-can-just-rob-americans-directly/?utm_source=fediverse

In Bold Speech, Biden Calls On Ships To Stop Crashing Into Bridges

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-bold-speech-biden-calls-on-ships-to-stop-crashing-into-bridges/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Goes To Heaven, Immediately Asks God To Replay Arguments With His Wife So He Can Prove He Was Right

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New NFL Rules Require Opposing Teams To Just Hug It Out

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