Man Knows He Must Have Heard A Dave Matthews Band Song Sometime In His Life But Can't Place Where Or Why
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-knows-he-must-have-heard-a-dave-matthews-band-song-sometime-in-his-life-but-cant-place-where-or-why/?utm_source=fediverse
World’s Top Scientists Convene In Secret Lab To Develop The Perfect Drug Cocktail For Biden To Make It Through 1-Hour Debate
https://babylonbee.com/news/worlds-top-scientists-convene-in-secret-lab-to-develop-the-perfect-drug-cocktail-for-biden-to-make-it-through-1-hour-debate/?utm_source=fediverse
Tropical Storm Alberto Crosses Into Texas, Immediately Registered To Vote As A Democrat
https://babylonbee.com/news/tropical-storm-alberto-crosses-into-texas-immediately-registered-to-vote-as-a-democrat/?utm_source=fediverse
FBI Firearm Training Facility Replaces Paper Targets With Copies Of The Constitution
https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-gun-training-facility-replaces-paper-targets-with-copies-of-the-constitution/?utm_source=fediverse
KJP Claims Video Where She Said Biden Video Was A Deepfake Was Also A Deepfake
https://babylonbee.com/news/kjp-claims-video-where-she-said-biden-video-was-a-deepfake-was-also-a-deepfake/?utm_source=fediverse
9 Classic Star Wars Scenes Disney Is Editing To Add Pronouns
https://babylonbee.com/news/9-classic-star-wars-scenes-disney-is-editing-to-add-pronouns/?utm_source=fediverse
8 Ways For White People To Show They're Down With The Cause This Juneteenth
https://babylonbee.com/news/8-ways-for-white-people-to-show-theyre-down-with-the-cause-this-juneteenth/?utm_source=fediverse
God Disappointed By Lack Of Eloquence In Five-Year-Old's Prayer
https://babylonbee.com/news/god-disappointed-by-lack-of-eloquence-in-five-year-olds-prayer/?utm_source=fediverse
Nation Unsure Why Buffalo Bills Starting Gay Football Team When Dallas Cowboys Already Exist
https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-unsure-why-buffalo-bills-starting-gay-football-team-when-dallas-cowboys-already-exist/?utm_source=fediverse
Star Wars Introduces Non-Binary Ewok With Preferred Pronouns ‘Yub/Nub'
https://babylonbee.com/news/star-wars-introduces-non-binary-ewok-with-preferred-pronouns-yubnub/?utm_source=fediverse
Trump Polling At 100% After Hosts Warn He Would Cancel 'The View'
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-polling-at-100-after-hosts-warn-he-would-cancel-the-view/?utm_source=fediverse
12 Leaked Questions From CNN’s Upcoming Presidential Debate
https://babylonbee.com/news/12-leaked-questions-from-cnns-upcoming-presidential-debate/?utm_source=fediverse
Sad: Chicago Mayor Has No One To Award Reparations To Because Everyone Got Murdered
https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-chicago-has-no-one-to-award-reparations-to-because-everyone-got-murdered/?utm_source=fediverse
As Summer Temps Rise, Nation’s Women Transition From 'Freezing' To 'Cold'
https://babylonbee.com/news/as-summer-temps-rise-nations-women-transition-from-freezing-to-cold/?utm_source=fediverse
Scientists Torn On Whether To Blame Heat Wave On Climate Change, Trump, Or White Supremacy
https://babylonbee.com/news/scientists-torn-on-whether-to-blame-heat-wave-on-climate-change-trump-or-white-supremacy/?utm_source=fediverse
Chili’s Unveils New Ad Campaign: ‘At Least We’re Not Applebee’s’
https://babylonbee.com/news/chilis-unveils-new-ad-campaign-at-least-were-not-applebees/?utm_source=fediverse
New Debate Rule Allows Moderators To Zap Trump With Giant Cattle Prods Anytime They Feel Like It
https://babylonbee.com/news/new-debate-rule-allows-moderators-to-zap-trump-with-giant-cattle-prod-anytime-they-feel-like-it/?utm_source=fediverse
DeSantis Announces Reparations Program Of Lower Taxes, Less Government, Less Murder, Endless Sunshine
https://babylonbee.com/news/desantis-announces-reparations-program-of-lower-taxes-less-government-less-murder-endless-sunshine/?utm_source=fediverse
White House Claims Terrible Economy Is Just A Deepfake
https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-claims-terrible-economy-is-just-a-deepfake/?utm_source=fediverse
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