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9 Books That Barely Missed Being Included In The Bible

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Sad: Biden’s Mind Has Deteriorated So Much He’s Even Forgotten Corn Pop

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Angel Returns For Rematch Against Jacob And OH MY!! HE'S GOT A STEEL CHAIR!!

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In New 'Ocean's 14', George Clooney Pulls Off $30 Million Heist By Tricking People Into Giving Money To Politician Before Revealing He's Demented

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-new-oceans-14-george-clooney-pulls-off-30-million-heist-by-tricking-people-into-giving-money-to-politician-before-revealing-hes-demented/?utm_source=fediverse

White House Denies Taxidermist Visited To Stuff And Preserve President

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Maxine Waters Announces She Is Leaving Democrats To Join Whig Party

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Having Exhausted All Other Options, Obama Invites Biden Paddle Boarding

https://babylonbee.com/news/down-to-his-last-option-obama-invites-biden-paddle-boarding/?utm_source=fediverse

12 Most Horrifying Plans In Project 2025

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Janet Yellen Reassures Nation That Biden’s Dementia Is Transitory

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'Hillary Clinton Is In A Clear Position To Replace Biden’ Says New York Times Reporter Billary Blinton

https://babylonbee.com/news/hillary-clinton-in-position-to-replace-biden-claims-new-york-times-reporter-billary-blinton/?utm_source=fediverse

Republican Party Implements Emergency Platform Change After Seeing How Close They Are To Winning Landslide Victory

https://babylonbee.com/news/republican-party-implements-emergency-platform-change-after-seeing-how-close-they-are-to-winning-landslide-victory/?utm_source=fediverse

Unfair: Belly Fat Still There Even After 10-Minute Jog

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White House Visitor Logs Reveal Grim Reaper Visited Over 8 Times

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Conservative Caught Listening To NPR Swears He Only Tunes In For 'Car Talk'

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Dems Announce Comprehensive Plan To Win Election By Calling Trump 'Hitler' Again

https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-announce-comprehensive-plan-to-win-election-by-calling-trump-hitler-again/?utm_source=fediverse

Oh No! Biden Starting To Turn Blue After Aides Forgot To Include His ‘Remember To Breathe’ Card

https://babylonbee.com/news/oh-no-biden-starting-to-turn-blue-after-aides-forgot-to-include-his-remember-to-breathe-card/?utm_source=fediverse

Several Injured In Brawl When Mormons, Jehovah’s Witnesses Arrive On Porch At Same Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/several-injured-in-brawl-when-mormons-jehovahs-witnesses-arrive-on-porch-at-same-time/?utm_source=fediverse

People Who Would Never Cheat In Elections Horrified By ‘Stop Cheating In Elections’ Bill

https://babylonbee.com/news/people-who-would-never-cheat-in-elections-horrified-by-stop-cheating-in-elections-bill/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Aides Busy Picking Between 'Angry Shouting' Pills And 'Calm Creepy Whisper' Pills

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Local Wife Deactivates Instagram Account For Record Fourth Time This Month

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