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Trump Safe, Leaving Only One Dead Candidate

https://babylonbee.com/news/update-trump-safe-keeping-number-of-presidential-candidates-who-are-dead-at-1/?utm_source=fediverse

CNN: 'Clumsy Trump Hits Head On Bullet'

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-clumsy-trump-hits-head-on-bullet/?utm_source=fediverse

Party That Called Trump 'Hitler' For 8 Years Shocked As Someone Tries To Assassinate Him

https://babylonbee.com/news/political-party-that-called-trump-hitler-shocked-someone-would-try-to-shoot-him/?utm_source=fediverse

AW HECK YEAH: This Kid Ignored His Mom Telling Him Not To Stand By Microwave And Now He Has Sweet Mutant Powers

https://babylonbee.com/news/aw-heck-yeah-this-kid-ignored-his-mom-telling-him-not-to-stand-by-microwave-and-now-he-has-sweet-mutant-powers/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Really Starting To Wonder Which 'Putin' He Gave That Tactical Nuke To

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-really-starting-to-wonder-which-putin-he-gave-that-tactical-nuke-to/?utm_source=fediverse

'UGH, I Have Too Many Things On My Calendar,' Says Wife Who Put Too Many Things On Her Calendar

https://babylonbee.com/news/ugh-i-have-too-many-things-on-my-calendar-says-wife-who-put-too-many-things-on-her-calendar/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Warn That Democracy Will Cease If One Of The Two Major Political Parties That Have Existed For 170 Years Wins In November

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-warn-that-democracy-would-cease-if-one-of-the-two-major-political-parties-that-have-existed-for-170-years-wins-in-november/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden's Popularity Skyrockets After He Announces Trump Is His VP

https://babylonbee.com/news/bidens-popularity-skyrockets-after-he-announces-trump-is-his-vp/?utm_source=fediverse

Desperate Democrats Ask Buffalo Guy If He Can Stage Another Insurrection

https://babylonbee.com/news/desperate-democrats-ask-maga-voters-to-stage-another-insurrection/?utm_source=fediverse

Catholic Couple Excommunicated For Only Having 5 Kids

https://babylonbee.com/news/catholic-couple-excommunicated-for-only-having-5-kids/?utm_source=fediverse

White House Claims Biden Has Had A Cold For The Past 4 Years

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-claims-biden-has-had-a-cold-for-the-past-4-years/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Press Conference Delayed Due To 'Major Blowout'

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-press-conference-delayed-due-to-major-blowout/?utm_source=fediverse

Obama Reassures Nation He's Still Running Country

https://babylonbee.com/news/obama-reassures-nation-hes-still-running-country/?utm_source=fediverse

Media Who Refused To Report On Biden's Decline Furious That Nobody Reported On Biden's Decline

https://babylonbee.com/news/media-who-refused-to-report-on-bidens-decline-furious-that-nobody-reported-on-bidens-decline/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Politicians Reveal Their New Entrance Theme Songs

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-politicians-reveal-their-new-entrance-theme-songs/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Warn Of Terrifying Fascist State Where Government Shrinks And People Can Afford Groceries

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-warn-of-terrifying-fascist-state-where-government-shrinks-and-people-can-afford-groceries/?utm_source=fediverse

Kanye West Starting To Think Candace Owens Might Be A Little Crazy

https://babylonbee.com/news/kanye-west-starting-to-think-candace-owens-might-be-a-little-crazy/?utm_source=fediverse

Dad Wakes Up From Terrifying Nightmare Where He Gets To The Airport Only 2 Hours Before Flight

https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-wakes-up-from-terrifying-nightmare-where-he-gets-to-the-airport-just-2-hours-before-flight/?utm_source=fediverse

Shapiro Agrees To Share Joint Ownership Of Eric Swalwell With Chinese

https://babylonbee.com/news/shapiro-agrees-to-share-joint-ownership-of-eric-swalwell-with-chinese/?utm_source=fediverse

Chicago Mayor Blames Spike In Violence On 9th Century Chinese Monks Who Invented Gunpowder

https://babylonbee.com/news/chicago-mayor-blames-recent-gun-deaths-on-the-taft-hartley-act-of-1947/?utm_source=fediverse