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Senator Menendez Asks Judge How Many Gold Bars It Would Take To Make This Bribery Conviction Disappear

https://babylonbee.com/news/senator-menendez-asks-judge-how-many-gold-bars-it-would-take-to-make-this-bribery-conviction-disappear/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Disappointed Nurse Didn’t Give Him The Dinosaur Bandage

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-disappointed-nurse-didnt-give-him-the-dinosaur-bandage/?utm_source=fediverse

‘Let’s Settle This At The Ballot Box,’ Says Party That Tried To Kick Trump Off Ballots

https://babylonbee.com/news/lets-settle-this-at-the-ballot-box-says-party-that-tried-to-kick-trump-off-ballots/?utm_source=fediverse

In Lieu Of Raise, Pastor Given A Generous 3 Extra Hours Of Vacation

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-lieu-of-raise-pastor-generously-given-3-extra-hours-vacation/?utm_source=fediverse

'Welp, Nothing We Can Do Now,' Sighs Secret Service After Assassin Climbs On Modestly-Sloped Roof

https://babylonbee.com/news/welp-nothing-we-can-do-now-sighs-secret-service-after-assassin-climbs-on-modestly-sloped-roof/?utm_source=fediverse

Nike Signs 82-Year-Old Ethel Jenkins To $12 Million Pickleball Endorsement Deal

https://babylonbee.com/news/nike-signs-ethel-jenkins-82-to-12-million-pickleball-endorsement-deal/?utm_source=fediverse

Secret Service Director Assures Nation She Wasn't Trying To Get Trump Killed, She's Just Extremely Incompetent

https://babylonbee.com/news/secret-service-director-assures-nation-she-wasnt-trying-to-get-trump-killed-shes-just-bad-at-her-job/?utm_source=fediverse

Think Women Can't Do The Job? Here Are 12 Benefits Of Lady Secret Service Agents

https://babylonbee.com/news/still-think-women-cant-do-the-job-here-are-12-benefits-of-lady-secret-service-agents/?utm_source=fediverse

Political Analysts Predict Winner Of The Presidential Race Will Probably Be The One Who Survives Till November

https://babylonbee.com/news/political-analysts-agree-the-winner-of-the-presidential-race-will-probably-be-the-one-who-survives-till-november/?utm_source=fediverse

Oh No! Piece Of Ear Shot Off Trump Begins To Grow Into Second Trump

https://babylonbee.com/news/oh-no-piece-of-ear-shot-off-trump-begins-to-grow-into-second-trump/?utm_source=fediverse

Vance Dons Helmet And Body Armor In Preparation To Run With Trump

https://babylonbee.com/news/vance-dons-helmet-and-body-armor-in-preparation-to-run-with-trump/?utm_source=fediverse

Woman Worried Her Eyebrows Aren’t Stupid Enough

https://babylonbee.com/news/woman-worried-her-eyebrows-arent-stupid-enough/?utm_source=fediverse

JD Vance Horrified To Learn He Must Now Use Truth Social

https://babylonbee.com/news/jd-vance-horrified-to-learn-he-must-now-use-truth-social/?utm_source=fediverse

Secret Service Vows To Find Out What Went Wrong At The Trump Rally As Soon As They Figure Out Who Left Cocaine In The White House

https://babylonbee.com/news/secret-service-vows-to-find-out-what-went-wrong-at-the-trump-rally-as-soon-as-they-figure-out-who-left-cocaine-in-the-white-house/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Tells Americans That We Must Eliminate Political Violence And Donald Trump

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-tells-americans-that-we-must-eliminate-political-violence-and-also-donald-trump/?utm_source=fediverse

Secret Service Beefs Up Trump’s Security With Squad Of Blind Midgets

https://babylonbee.com/news/secret-service-beefs-up-trumps-security-with-squad-of-disabled-midgets/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Order Flags To Be Flown At Half-Staff As Trump Still Alive

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-order-flags-to-be-flown-at-half-staff-as-trump-still-alive/?utm_source=fediverse

FBI Wonders If Perhaps They’ve Been Investigating The Wrong People This Whole Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-wonders-if-perhaps-theyve-been-investigating-the-wrong-people/?utm_source=fediverse

How CNN Reported 7 Famous Assassinations Throughout History

https://babylonbee.com/news/how-cnn-reported-on-7-famous-assassinations/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Indicted For Inciting Assassination Attempt

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-indicted-for-inciting-assassination-attempt/?utm_source=fediverse